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       the official newsletter for the elitest area code in the country!
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      welcome  to  413  issue #001!  what is 413? well, besides being the
    area code in which i  live in,  it is a  small  newsletter  with  the
    purpose to better inform you on local happenings. so what's  happened
    lately? let's find out..


    bbs stuff..

      this month the staff  at death  row, which  happens to be sociopath
    and maestro (that's me! =)  , decided  it  was time for a  change and
    took the board down for about two weeks. well, it just recently  went
    back up and the result was a  spectacular  sight.  death row  is  now
    called 'elixir' and has been totally revamped by  maestro. new  ansis
    are of the essence. everything on the board was done over and  by the
    amount of the feedback we've been  getting, the change turned out  to
    be a success. you can call elixir @ 413_782_1851.

      also this month, the crypt keeper has put his board up, 'tales from
    the crypt.' he's running a  heavily  modified  renegade  board  which
    supports art/h/p/virii/trojans and much more. you can call tales from
    the crypt @ 413_747_8975.


    lame stuff..

      if you are new to the area, or just feel like calling another board
    i would highly recommend that you do not call the board mercatorious.
    it is a very lame major bbs chat board which seems to attract alot of
    losers and fags (the sysops are prime examples of such). it is ran by
    Rock and Doonga, which both happen to be big GEEKS! now  why am  i so
    harsh? well, it seems that Rock is not what you would call a  'social
    butterfly' so any chance he gets to have someone  over his  house  he
    jumps at. well, the people he usually has come over are fellow  geeks
    which of course are regulars on the board.  recently, he  had  a  few
    losers over that thought it would be cool to go through peoples  regs
    to get their voice phone numbers. once they got  them, not  only  did
    they do some pretty pathetic pranks ("uhh hello? uhh.. is Bob there?"
    pretty funny shit huh) but they also proceeded to  freely  distribute
    the numbers they received (the  only reason real numbers were on that
    board was because it uses callback verifier). so, unless you want you
    number passed around to all the local losers, don't call. oh, wait. I
    forgot, you can't call right now because it seems that the board  was
    crashed by an ansi bomb.. =) well guys, to give you a taste  of  your
    own medicine..

    Rock - (Terry)            413_596_8534
    Doonga - (Todd)           413_746_0966
    The Traveler - (Nelson)   413_786_0126 <-- he's a racist little shit!
    Private Parts - (Craig)   413_788_6023
    Hot Shot - (Dan)          413_599_1720


    recent 413 releases..

      reality 02/95, universe 02/95, cfb #002, nation #001

    freak fest'95..

      well guys, what can i say, it will happen one day.. =) incidently,
    the name has been changed to 'elixircon.'

    closing..

      well that's all for now. if you are from the 413 area code and would
    like to submit something for next issue leave me some mail  somewhere.
    see ya next mon.. er.. whenever my next pack comes out.. =)

                                                maestro.nation