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 The Birth of a Candy Bar

 One Pay Day, Mr. Goodbar wanted to Skor, so he took Miss Hershey to the
 Pot O' Gold Motel on the corner of Aero & Fifth Avenue to show Twix. He 
 began to feel her Mounds, that was pure Almond Joy and it made her 
 Tootsie Roll and made him want to Eat-More.

 When he saw her Cherry Blossom he gasped "Sweet Marie, this is Wunderbar!"
 She let out a Snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Kit-Kat and caused a
 Milky Way.

 She screamed "Oh Henry!" as she grabbed his Big Turk and squeezed his M&M's.
 Miss Hershey said "You are better than the Three Musteteers", to which Mr.
 Goodbar replied, "When you're this good, they call you Mr. Big."

 Soon she was a bit Chunky and nine months later she had a Baby Ruth.

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