Smells Like Nirvana by "Weird Al" Yankovic, from the album Off the Deepend.


What is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out.
How do the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me I don't know (No no, no no, no no, no no, oh no)
				  (No no, no no, no no, no no)
Now I'm mumbling
And I'm screaming
And I don't know
What I'm singing
Crank the volume
Ears are bleeding
I still don't know
What I'm singing
We're so loud and
Incoherent
Boy this aughta
Bug your parents.

Yah!

(Belch!)

(Hine!)

This song is inteblidgeable.
I just can't get it through my skull.
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss??
With all these marbles in my mouth.

				  (No no, no no, no no, no no, oh no)
				  (No no, no no, no no, no no)
Well we don't sound
Like Madonna
Here we are now
We're Nirvana
Sing distinctly
We don't wanna
Buy our album
We're Nirvana
The garage band
From Seattle
Well it sure beats
Raising cattle

Yah!

(Mooooooo...!)

(Baaaaaah...!)


(Gargle Solo)

(Kazoo Solo)

And I forgot the next verse.
Oh well I guess it pays to rehearse.
The lyric sheets so hard to find.
What are the words oh never mind.

				  (No no, no no, no no, no no, oh no)
				  (No no, no no, no no, no no)

Well I'm yelling
And I'm playing
But I don't know
What I'm singing
What's the message
I'm conveying
Can you tell me
What I'm singing
So if you got
Some idea
Didn't think so
Well I'll see ya

Sayanara, Sayanara, Hianara, Hianawa, Hianaya, Yadda Na Yah,
Yadda Yadda, Yadda Yeah, Yadda Yeahhhhhhhhhh (cough, cough, wheeze, thump)


If ya want more of these fine Weird Al lyrics, just call the board that HAS
a collection of these lyrics!  I'm telling you to call:

	The Screaming Tomato    (604)430-8805

This was copied-out by Cthulu (aka The Happy Flower Man), but this thing at
the end was done by Nitnatsnoc, SysOp of TST.