Ladies and gentlemen! Let us be the first to deliver you into a brave new era
in textmode comix representation! Youve seen SpawnSCII! ShiftCalvintext has
worn thin! Well fret no more, for here for the first place ever is the one and
only, original, not authorized by Tony Millionaire...
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The reader is welcomed to provide their own punchline for this strip, no doubt
redolent with hilarity and gaiety!
I LIKE THE EYE . . ,.,. . ,-. / . o --.--. ... .... . . D , / // ---,-- / . . / . ./
The image so stark, surely it could never be enriched by any context!
o . O o BEING DRUNK O o O IS THE BEST o ,c. . FEELING IN ? MY POOR WORLD! .. . / . .. ? c-b , . ,- -. . .x : XXX xc /
The only way the genius of that single-panel gag could be improved would be to
have it tattooed upon ones person in a sensitive location!
And now, our astounding centrepiece: The Many Moods of Uncle Gabby!
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Maakies is c Tony Millionaire, who is represented by Fantagraphics Books.