컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� �栢�栢栢栢栢栢� 栢 �� 栢栢 � ��幡輻� ��幡� ��幡� ��幡輻� ��幡� ��幡�� 査�査幡賽 賽 査 �� 栢� � ��� � � ��� � ��� � ��� � � ��� � ��� �� ��輻 ��蔔複��� 栢�査 栢� � ��� � ��� � ��� � ��� � ��� � ��� �� 栢sz栢栢幡� 輻��泗�� �査�� � ������������������������  百 栢栢� 栢 賞白 栢栢白�蔔 � ��������������������������� 百査栢百査 賞 栢栢栢栢� � �����������輻 �����������輻� � 査栢百査 複 �査栢栢栢� �M�a�l�i�c�i�o�u�s컴A�r�t컴D�e�n�o�m�i�n�a�t�i�o�n�� 百 栢栢� 栢複栢�死査栢栢栢� �� 栢�査栢栢複����蔔 栢栢栢栢� �� 栢白�賞栢栢栢栢� 栢栢栢栢栢 �July 1995 Unofficial Newsletter� 栢栢白�賽�賽賽�蔔栢栢栢幡複 �� 栢栢栢栢栢栢栢栢栢栢栢栢栢� �컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� 白複��複���複複複複複複複複複 � [Author: Sub-ZeroX / MAD Flounder] Damnit, What can I say? I feel like drawing again for no special reason. I desided to make this newsletter "Unofficial" since from the comments  that I have heard from the people that read it say that they don't get any "NEWS" from it anyways, and they read it just for the Super Backflip Sub-ZeroX greets. Well, If that's all you're looking for, then I just wated to warn you that I've made a few changes to what Im writing this month. This 07/95 pack was suppose to suck hardcore, but it has been salvaged quite a bit. The disasters this month were: George's Car; Even with the addition of Techron Gasoline has desided that life is not worth it at this point in time. Twitch and Flashpoint's Modem has also desided that George's car had a good idea going  and decided to leave this plane of existance in a big *poof*. Doomsday had a close brush with the Reaper. Satan desided that he was bored down there in hell and decided to buy a modem. (Much to the joy of Psylark). Also I must WARN you, Psychopsylark has released in this pack, A BMP. DO NOT VIEW IT, as It will summon evil spirits into your modem and computer causing you to install  Linux and rant endlessly about how much better Linux is and how everyone in the  world uses it. But, Such disasters can not keep this Minty Cool Fresh Group down for too long. This month we had some happy fluffy things happen too! Cube joined! So We here at MAD give Cube a Super Elite Parakeet Greet. Not only that MAD Fans but If you order now, you get a Lord Regulator Absolutely free! Lord Regulator  Dices, and Slices, but that's not all! With your introductory membership to MAD we will also throw in a Amazing Discoveries "Dosen't Dent, Dosen't scratch,  Dosen't Burn in the Heat" Greet! And the Most IMPORTANT news of all is that Zippo, our once Psychic Apprentice has Graduated to become A Fully Fledged Psychic Advisor!! Let's all give Zippo a happy cheerleader "GO ROCKETS" Smile.  We have been so long without the wise advice of Sabotage (Our Head Psy. Advisor )that we at MAD fear that we have gone astray. Recently, during a dream I had a Fluffy Purple Mushroom said to me "Yoooo Havvvee Sinned." and I said back to the Mushroom, "What the fuck?" and It just looked at me.. and sat there lik eI was suppose to do something, So, I picked up the Mushroom, and I ate it.. Wouldn't you know it, IT TASTED LIKE GRAPES!!! That Means..... well.. I don't know.. but Hopefully Sabotage will help us here at MAD decypher what that dream means, and what changes MAD Must make in order to please the Pknunk. As I said Eariler, Psylark drew something this month, and He told me that he wanted me to announce that he loves Angels and God, And Fluffy Creatures. He also pointed out that he wanted me to tell everyone that he thinks that Happy Bunny Rabbits are the most perfect of God's creatures. Last time I talke dto Psylark he was listening to Christian Rap music and enjoying a refreshing "Zeltzer Seltzer" (Strawberry Flavor). THIS IS SATAN, I HAVE POSSESED THE SOUL OF YOUR LEADER, SUB-ZEROX TO TELL YOU AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE. I HAVE HERE, IN HELL, ELVIS.. IF YOU WANT HIM BACK THE RANSOM IS YOUR SOUL.. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED MY NEW E-MAIL ADDRESS IS BEZELBUB@HADES.ORG.. THANK YOU FOOLISH HUMANS... I WILL NOW RELINQUISH THE SOUL OF YOUR PRECIOUS FOUNDER.. TILL NEXT TIME IGNORANT CHILDREN... *MUHAHAHAH*   ... I forgot what I was going to say... Hmm. Oh well, I hate it when that happens. Oh, Now I remember, I was talking about Happy Christian Rap music.. that's it... But for some reason, I don't feel to compelled to talk about that  right now. *sigh* I Put something new this month. The Super Spontanious Sub-ZeroX Awards! ��� 蔔栢栢� Deathrai is awarded with the most prestigious of all Sub-ZeroX awards  査栢栢栢� He is awarded the POTATO POWER AWARD... We here at MAD 蔔�� 栢�1st栢� are so proud that we give you a G-Man "OK" and a査栢��-Deathra i栢栢栢栢� Sub-ZeroX "Thumps up with a tongue sticking out."賞幡 査栢栢栢�白�� 賞栢栢� Bane gets the Sub-ZeroX HORNY BUNNY RABBIT AWARD for 査栢�� having � �賽��白 the mosts ansi's this month.査栢��  霜�� 蔔��塞泗  霜� 査HB��-Bane Dreamweaver gets the Sub-ZeroX '59 Diner AWARD For havin g �� 賞幡the Niftiest 25 Line pic this month. 蔔��  �� 白��査59��-Dreamweave r � 査栢�� G-Man get's the Sub-ZeroX CROSS DRESSING賞幡  �� 査栢�� AWARD For Having the Prettiest Ansi's this 白�� � � � 塞泗 month. 蔔��査栢�� � � � �査CD��-Gman査栢�� 賞幡塞泗 白��Lord Regulator Gets the Sub-ZeroX DANCE TO DISC O査栢�� AWARD for having the most BIZARE ASCII'S IN 査栢�� THE HISTORY OF THE Malicious Art Denomination! 蔔��塞泗 Lord Regulator, we here at mad.. truely adore 査BZ��-Lord Regulatoryou. 賞幡 白�� 査栢�� To all of you who recieved an award this month, your most humble 査栢�� flounder salutes you. One Art Group, Under The Clouds, for Liberty 塞泗 and Ansi, for all..... 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� �As of recent MAD events, one is lead to wonder, exactly what is Bane thinking when he makes those Coconut ascii's. Well, Sub-ZeroX your most astute researcher of Coconut Temporal Psychology has his theory of what the hell IS knocking around in that Head of Banes.... The Following was taken out of Bane's recent Magnum ad... ") (" ( | ) )|( ___ ___ ___ ___ \|||/ \()()/ \xxx/ (_|_) (* ) ___ ___ ___ / Oo\ / ..\ / --\ / oo\ / \/\ / xx\ / **\ ( ,,) / oo\ / �O\ / @@\ \__0/ \__-/ \__-/ \__O/ \__-/ \__+/ \__o/ (__-) \__o/ \__-/ \__@/ Look at that! Geezus christ!!! Well here goes.. ___ / Oo\ \__0/ - W00P! This one, is probably saying "W00P!" and is the standard Caribbian Coconut.. ___ / ..\ \__-/ - ..... This one just farted, and is trying to act like nothing happened.... ___ / --\ \__-/ - Zzzzzzz This coconut is as you can plainly see... asleep.( gman thinks that he's \|||/stoned though .. )  / oo\ \__O/ - HOLY SHIT! This coconut has discovered a way to unscramble the Playboy Channel. \()()/ / \/\ \__-/ - DIE.. DIE.. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM SATAN YOU FOOL! LEAVE ME BE! \xxx/ / xx\ \__+/ - *BURP* This one has had a little too much to drink.. Know when to say when... ) ( ( | ) )|( (_|_) / **\ \__o/ - Hey Baby. This is a prostitute coconut.. ___ (* ) ( ,,) (__-) - Hello Comrades, Velcome to Rushka! This is a Russian Coconut, See the hat, and the symbol? ___ / oo\ \__o/ - Wow!!! This coconut just downloaded the latest madpack. ___ / �O\ \__-/ - ..... This coconut is playing pool. Shhhh!! ___ / @@\ \__@/ - ZerpBob Bomwazpofa! This is an alien Coconut. WATCH OUT! THEY BITE!!! Well, there you go! Sub-ZeroX uncovers the secrets of the universe once again.  컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� � Speaking of secrets of the universe..... Guess what I got here!? I have for you, The (drumroll) Super Duper Pickup a Hooker if she's a Looker Sub-ZeroX ELiTE Greets!! *WOOP!* *YEA!!!!* *CLAP CLAP CLAP* *WHOOF WHOOF WHOOF WHOOF* Guess who's been bugging me for a realy cool greet this month? (WHO MR. ZEROX?)  Why FLASHPOINT Of course. So, Flashpoint, you get the First of the Sub-ZeroX EliTE Greets this month. Flashpoint gets a Karate Kick,Back Flip,Break A Brick  with a wooden stick Greet. (TA DOW...) Bane gets a Coconut out of the rut, cyberslut greet. (Man, Mr. ZeroX, You rock...) Gman gets a Opera Singing Taco Slinging Tripple Half Ganer into a pool of Snapple greet. Cube gets a abc irc xyz,look at me greet. Uh.. hold on, I feel kinda.. I AM SATAN.. AND I WILL GET A GREET NOW. SATAN YOU ARE COOL, I GIVE YOU A,TACO BELL,BURN IN HELL  WHAT'S THAT SMELL? GREET. MUHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH... I feel better now.. that  was a strange feeling.. Like.. I was posessed or something.. oh well.. Anyway sTwitch gets a funky itch backflip snitch whatsup bitch? greet. Deathrai gets a tripple summersault off of the kitchen sink into the bathroom with a forward quadruple-sow-cow greet. Dreamweaver gets a Super Dooper Sub-ZeroX Aproved Woop Group Greet. Doomsday gets a plain normal no nothing special like a backflip or summersault greet. Reptile-X also gets a plain, black and white nothing special or anything like that greet because I gave them both neato greets last time woop. *THE END* 複複複複複複複複� 輻o霜 �|\__)__/|� This month includes a special Zip for Gman. This Zip �/\� Includes special misc. files and thing that have no � ( \ _ / ) � point what so ever.. The File name is GMAN.ZIP. Please � (( (_) )) � disregard that zip and any contents found inside. � (( . )) �Thank you, �\_______/�Sub-ZeroX 霜*KUPO!*輻 賽賽賽賽賽賽賽賽� Thanks to the Power of the WWW on the Internet, Sub-ZeroX has captured for your evaluations from the Mentos Home page, the Commercial Synopsis from all the Memtos commercials ever created!!! I know how excited you are, so I'll quit talking and let you feast your eyes on this superb MENTOS info! 1. The Broken Shoe (or 'High Heel Treachery') A sassy young lady sashays past an open air French style cafe, gaining the attention of a business man, and at the same time interrupting his newspaper enjoyment. As she glides past, a footwear malfunction occurs, leaving her sans one heel. She reaches for her secret freshness inducer, Mentos. After administering a piece of the magic elixir of nuttiness, she breaks off the remaining spike, proclaiming to the world her resourcefulness, and endless freshness. The man in the cafe is undoubtedly impressed. 2. The Fake Photographer (or 'Those Crazy Kids I') A young lad and his pals file through a mob of fanatics and paparazzi, in order to get a closer look at their favorite star. However, their adventure takes them over the legal boundaries of said activity, which is then pointed out to them by the authorities. After a bit of contemplation, and a hearty dose of freshness ala Mentos, our hero cunningly disguises himself as a member of the media, and breaks through the defenses of the establishment. 3. The Airport Tram Ride (or 'Baggage Claim Blues') A young woman finds herself in a bit of a pinch, as she discovers that she has packed too much, and her bags are a most bothersome burden. But she has no fear, it is a burden which is not insurmountable, especially with Mentos on her side. She unsheathes her glimmering blue tube of freshness, and holds it out stretched, like the mighty Excalibur, and although shortening it by 1/14, this weapon has not lost its power. She consumes the pellet of perkiness, and decrees that she and only she shall be the one to ride the baggage cart, and all the other most unfresh patrons of the airport shall bear the full weight of their baggage. Her friends cheer, and dream of one day achieving a freshness such as hers. 4. The Car Movers (or 'Overalls and Mentos') Only an unfresh person would park his car in such a way as to make his fellow motorist unable to go about her merry way, but that's just what our heroine is faced with in this episode of the Mentos saga. After an exchange of dirty looks, and communication of the parkee's need for promptness, the young girl contemplates her dilemma with the aid of a freshmaker. She has a revelation, and summons what looks to be the Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line from a construction site across the way. With surprisingly little convincing, the barbarians lift her Fiat into the road, and as she thanks them she glances in the way of her nemesis, only to add an exclamation point to her freshness. 5. Evading Mom (or 'Psycho Mutant Killer Mom') While enjoying a pleasant afternoon at the mall, a teen and his companions suddenly spot one of their mothers. She raises her umbrella, signifying that she has acquired her target, and means to move in for the kill. Quickly searching his person, the teen removes from his pocket the only thing to help him out of this bind, Mentos. Thinking quickly, and now sporting fresh, clean breath, he seizes a baseball cap from a nearby mannequin. The perfect disguise! Placing it on his head in a diagonal pattern, he strikes a pose and avoids his pursuer. She spots him again, but this time only after entering the escalator. Knowing she has been vanquished, mom shakes her weapon yet again, all the while thinking, 'My son is sooo fresh!' 6. Through the Car (or 'The 3 Second Car Jacking') There is little peace in the land of Mentos, as yet another teen is faced with a distressing problem. While crossing the street, he is separated from his friends, and nearly from his legs by an over anxious motorist. Finding himself needing to traverse the street, but without a normal means to do so, he again thanks his lucky stars he remembered the freshmaker. His supply is reduced by one, but his freshness is increased exponentially. Opening the rear door, he climbs through the auto, while the driver looks over his shoulder in astonishment. Upon exiting, the youth shrugs at the motorist, Mentos in hand. Although a bit shaken, the passenger acknowledges the care free youths with an approving glance as he speeds away. "Wait till the wife hears of my brush with freshness!" 7. The Backstage Crew (or 'Those Crazy Kids II') In the final episode, once again the establishment has prevented some teens from achieving their goal. At the backstage door to a rock concert, our friends are star struck and must find a way backstage to meet their idols, demonstrate their freshness, and enjoy each others minty clean breath. Musical paraphernalia is being unloaded, and with the aid of a bandanna, one teen slips through the line undetected. At the last moment, a security guard spots him, but instead of pouncing on him and beating him to a bloody mess with his nightstick, he lets him go showing an expression that could only mean one thing, "Those crazy kids!". Bravo! I have also included the Entire FAQ so you can print it out and post it on your family refridgerator! I can see they joy in your eyes right now. But that is ok, I don't need any thanks. 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� � Uncle Fester as you know has been unfairly picked on in the last pack and I, your ever so supportive founder is here to write a poem as a way to show artisticly how the people involved in the text file editing contraversy(sp )are sorry. G M A N ' S (c) 1 9 9 5 (AHEM)( back up vocals .. ) We're Sorry Uncle Festerso sorry .. We realy didn't meen to pesterpoo poo sorry The happy person that we know is you.*frumple* *dumple* But don't get us wrongso wrong .. Just listen to this songthis song kix ass And when we're done you can boo.boo boo *boo* *hoo* I guess I'll take the timethe clock is ticking .. To write this little rhymemy dick is itching So you can feel happy.*frumple* *frumple* We could have picked on Banebanes a weirdo But he's mentaly Insanebanes a homo And that would have been crappy.timelord knows diarreah! We could have messed with Twitchdark vengeance's mom is a bitch  But he would yell and bitchjust like dv's mother Like a Doomsday Lawn Cow.ghod i hate that stupid bitch We could have harassed Dreamweaverdreamweaver is a crossdresser But he has a kitchen Cleaverthat matches his outfits So just sit and listen to us Now.before he cuts you up I guess you just had it commingdont say cumming around eric So don't be mad or bumming*frumple* We realy think you're cool. *happy campers* are *frumple* We couldn't quite resistwe like to pick on dorkoes Or just look around and sit..sitting around picking on dorkos We wanted to make someone look a fool. so we picked YOU you dorko! We realy DO give a fuckdont you cry .. You just had some bad luckjust dry, your eye! And you just happened to be the onethe one dorko we picked on! I guess thats all I can saynot really, we just dont want You be happy and have a nice dayyou to quit and stop drawing Because we're sorry, but it was fun.ansi for us, so we got to span the insults out over -Sub-ZeroXseveral months time. 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� � Greets go out to:  MP[MAD] - Get into the ansi spirit! Sub-ZeroX  AFRICAN AMERICAN GMAN HERE! y0! y0! YY0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000! aciddraw really does suck .. i was going to work on something called coco- nut cartoons, but reggie said he'd rip me off and put his name on it so i'm not going to do all the work for his pleasure. uhm. aciddraw sux. acid sux. the people in acid suck. join mad and redeem yourselves. i paid the $50 membership fee and now my life is #HAPPY! sure is. mail your membership fees along with your application to: gman needs a new '93 mustang ( charcoal gray 5.0 ) po box 4094 pasadena, tx 77502 uhm.. send money, or if it's a check, make it blank. yeah. uhm.. one last thing before i go, dont be insulted by the african american  thingy.. you'd be lame for doing so. well, i guess i'll zip the pack up, i'm tired of putting hidden msg's about how much of a fag everyone is inside their ansi's. ( uhm.. i didn't, really i didn't. ) hasta!.. gman of mad! rusty stewart is still looking for a virus inside baytown lee's library. .. eof!