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Remorse Ascii Pack Sixteen Infofile

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Hey all,

        It's been an unusual month, to say the least. A time of personal
changes, non-scene related. Recently real life has simply been taking up
too much of my time. I got a new job working at Marky Wahlberg's House of
Adult Cinema, met a new man and a young boy and a cute little goldfish, and
because of all of this, the scene has been the last thing on my mind.

        But my anal warts... warts still haunt me, as I try to force out a
turd from my nubbly ass, to rest from the constant anal reaming. I think of
the painful operation to remove my warts, I think about picking at them, and
I think.. I think pretty soon I won't be able to shit at all. Oh yeah, I
think about my dumb ascii group Remorse sometimes, too.

        So I am here to tell you that we are jerking off this month. That's
all. We're not dead, just stroking our short shriveled penises. We all need
a bullet in the urethra.

        Just to keep things going here, I'll give you a bit of news on the
group. Discyple and Nahal have decided to dedicate their time to
Homo!Ascii.. good luck guys, you know you'll be missed. Cain and Mass
Murderer also decide that their time would be better spent trying to draw
logos that all look exactly the same. That's really boring, guys,
seriously.

        Discofunk 1974 also apparently decided to leave a cold dead fish
covered in semen on my pillow. for reasons unknown to me.. I think he wants
to masturbate with fish and leave them on my pillow. I guess that kind of
makes sense, then.

        And for lack of contact, I'm going to have to remove Black Knight
from the memberlist. I'm sorry we didn't get to see much of each other,
perhaps sometime in the future we will have dinner. We will have sex on
top of the linguini, you and I.

        As I sit here eating my spaghetti, I ask myself, "Where's mHz?
Where's the Jizzuminati? What about BUTTBURST?" He's disappeared off the
face of the earth. For now.. maybe he'll return. Or maybe he's too busy
acting like a gangsta thug. I wonder if he'll ever realize that people
crack up about him behind his back.

        The same goes for Acid Jack! Adair, why do you cut and paste your
fonts? It's not like you're a fantastic artist or anything.

        The way it stands now, the group is as follows:

Founder:
                                Necromancer

Senior Staff:
                         A bunch of fags and Empty

Writers/HTML:
                    Guys who suck too bad to draw ascii

Artists:
           A lot of cut-and-paste no-talent jerks and sellouts

Active/Inactive Alumni:

                    What does this category even mean?

        Alright, that's the end of my little infofile for this pack. I'm
sorry about not being able to get any real bunch of art out to you guys,
but hey.. venereal disease intervened, unfortunately. I hope it happens
again. ;)

        And hey, if you have any art for pack 17, FUCK OFF, because I'm
killing off the group.

                                                Much Love,
                                                        Mark
                                                        Necromancer
                                                        Remorse1981