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1. Welcome to another edition of what we like to call Fatty Fatty Fat Fat.
2. Back in March, iCE proudly announced that our guards had kept everyone
inside our grounds in the Everglades. This month, were glad to announce that
we have added an additional man to the post, one hombre Black, Black Guard.
His ripscript shenanigans can be viewed 3:30 to 4:45 on Tuesday and Friday
mornings. Also punished for felony loitering were Nosegos, dmp, and Mr.
Mister, who returns from the land of formal titles to show us his new goodies.
3. At the first ever iCECon :: West this month, held in San Jose, California,
iCE members from around the country met at Chuck E. Cheeses. Mass Delusion,
Lord Soth, Sprite, Lemonade, and Degenerit were found playing in the balls.
A 6 rat promptly and politely asked us to leave the premises, preceded by
The Little Rat Dance.
5. iCE T-Shirts, once considered to be the work of spirits and fairies, have
been spotted! While they still continue to be the work of spirits and
fairies, the SpriteSilktm is a sexy new material suitable as undergarments.
According to CNN Correspondent Wolf Blitzer, there has been a huge
410-Asian-Canadian-ACiD member interest in our new line of clothing.
6. Announcing a new Artist of the Monthtm, The Knave proves his slick and
skilled artistic style with a set of new pieces. Originally pen-drawn
images on paper, The Knave scans his work in and finishes them with outline
touch-ups and coloring. His art can be browsed quickly, but a closer analysis
shows intricacies that could be studied for hours!
7. Tim Wallace, who submitted non-3D work this month, was a proud gallery
member at Computer Graphics World http://www.cgm.com! Check the front page
and look in the gallery - youll find some of Tims eye candy on display!
8. Sweat, blood, and tears. Sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll. www, ice, and
dot-org. Remember, the single most impressive scene web site to ever grace the
status bar of a web browser is nearing completion. If this wasnt enough
compelling hype to make you visit, think of Lord Soth in his tighty whities
with a BASEketball in his hands.
9. Tornados, locust attacks, floods, earthquakes, iCEbergs, tsunamis,
hyena packs, hardcore porn, and jumping out of a plane without a parachute.
10. Coming from the Planet Kill -9, Farmicus sealed a deal with Hasbro
last Monday for a new line of G.I. Joe villians. Where Destro once ruled
supreme, a new breed of ueber-hacker will be the enemy now. Coming with
each haQQQQQor Farmicus action figure, will be a coupon towards the purchase
of a haQQQQQQQQor Roland figure. While early marketing sketches have Roland
posing and grunting About 3 Qs longer than Farmys!, there is no official
word from Hasbro on anything, especially our sanity.
3.312. Another strong month for the team spelled i-C-E, marking our continued
domination of the foreign wool market and our 8.1 billion investment in
patenting and permanently owning the rights to the ANSI and VGA formats.
Once the book deal has been solidified, look for us to release in another
four weeks! Beware, WE-WILL.SUE!
Hugs and Kisses, Mass Delusion - iCE Senior Staff
Cold and Ugly Force Ten Mass Delusion Lord Soth