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RICK HADSALL IS A BIB LE THUMPIN RACIST PIG
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was begging to be
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1. iCE has once again taken a step in designing web pages. Our art has
appeared on more pages this month, and the group has begun design of
another web page html and pics for an organization. Friar Tuck has
taken a step in fighting airbourne microbes using the power of reason.
Force Ten took a step, but tripped.
2. Hard to imagine some of the great accolades and achievments our motley
crue have been achieving, youd think that we were a dominant force in the
art scene wait a sec, thats right.. we are. :. Our very own Tonedef
has achieved great success in the commercial world doing computer
animation segments for a Saturday morning cartoon show on CBS, in addition
to landing a job designing some of the web pages for IBM. Kabal13, that
wacky and creative VGA maniac, also delves in the world of print media,
making a mixed media comic on a regular basis. More noteworthy however,
he won special accolades nationally for having the best school newspaper
based art project in the US... congratulations go out to him on that
special achievment. Basehead, a music department favorite has just signed
a 6 game contract with Origin Systems to produce musical soundtracks for
your upcoming favorite games. Also Natex, a necessarily inactive iCE
coder, has found happiness in the Microsoft halls. He created a CDROM
that went on every seat at the Super Bowl go Cowboys, rah rah, and is
now creating The Internet Starter Kit. Look at it in a store near you,
but dont leave smudges on the shiny clean windows. Thatll just create
more work for the newly-promoted chief janitor, Shaggy.
3. iCE would like to announce the re-creation of our iCE Euro department!
Members from the group FUEL have become willingly assimilated into the
wonderful thing that is iCE. In this wonderful synergism of talent, we
hope to make ourselves a more worldwide presence, which gives iCE
opportunities to participate in european demo contests, and in addition,
iCE welcomes a bunch of fun loving yet mature members who know how to
enjoy themselves. We are truly proud to have them represent the iCE name
in Europe! Welcome to: The Knight, Necrofiliac, Thrasher, Dikarpo,
Tung Lo, Pooh, Night Angel, Warlord, Count Drakula in ANSI Deep Freezer,
Silver Eagle, Mabuse, Ben Hurry, Byron in Coding Kovax!, Fred, Black Lion
in Music and Cray and Lyfe in VGA. This completes our collection of
knightly names: White Knight, The Knight, The Night Angel, and Night
Angel. Slothy the psychic would like to forecast a handle change next
month, as it would please the Mr. Bimble, the man in Fozzys thumb.
4. On a more serious note, wed like to mourn the passing of Lemonades pet
gerbil to the viscious and foul-tempered ferret Smedly. We will all miss
the little guy, but, for some reason though, Mass Delusion seems overly
distraught. Wonder why. Hell, he even sent Syntax the plastic tubing.
5. Id like to apologize on behalf of the minimally exceptional Lord Soth.
He inadvertently created the memberlist without gracing upon it the names
of Snake Grunger, Magnetic M, and Anarchy. We apologize for this heinous
error, and acknowledge their activity with solemn love. Syntax would like
it known that he doesnt acknowledge anything with solemn love, so a
little chuckle will have to do. I also must note that Magnetic M is a
trademark of MM Enterprises. All Rights Reserved. woo! happy one year
anniversary Xavier! Heres to 12 months of good times. : Allusion to
Anarchy with permission of the artist formerly known as Shaggy aka Old
Dirty Bastard.
6. This .NFO file is 100 Fat Free and contains No Sugar or Additives!
6b. Pet peeve of the month: groups who retain members specifically for the
purpose of writing up info files.
6c. Pet peeve of next month: people who make premature decisions.
6d. True fact: Force Ten was Patrick Buchannan in a previous life.
7. This month we welcome a few new members, and welcome back two others!
Biscuit has rejoined the ranks of the galactic penguin turnip lords.
Sparr rejoins our Euro division as he leaves that other nondescript group.
And wed like to extend a warm welcome to Rai, who joins us from the
small island-nation of Kwalakazmir, which is completely ruled by Kowala
bears. He sent smoke signals over to the neighbor island, Mesuckisucki,
where The Emaciated Cow resided. So intoxicated by the rhythmic clouds of
fanned fire, Mr. Emaciated FedEx-ed his first born child to iCE. This
child of destiny has now become of age, and is known as Corpulent Cow.
Pull up a couple of those barstools, well pour ya both a cold iCEy one.:
Just watch out for Friar, hell offer to pay for your drink and invite you
back to his place to see the next version of iceview know what I mean,
know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge.
8. The Deuce, aka Squidgalator2, will be recognized with the numerical
portion of his nick intact. We apologize for any prior confusion. Mr. 2
is also known to go by the names squidge and myelocardiograph. As a
side note, Lemonade will now be referred to as Man of many fingers after
the wrong table was wheeled in to have surgery performed by the slightly-
tipsy Syntax Error.
8b. FYI: When we apologize we dont pull out bibles, read it, preach it, and
attempt to force, by law, to abide its church, then say racist slang
words, and attempt to cause inflation! We are iCE! We support
anyonelseforrepublicannominationotherthanpatrickbuchanan! Of course, iCE
doesnt support any major political candidates, but we do make Force Tens
opinion heard Rick is a ankle grabbing liberal!
10. DRINK MILK. FIFTY MILLION GOATS AND ONE SLOTH CANT BE WRONG.
11. BoA and Sprite chaperoned at the annual LogoMafia smoke-out concert
series, where bands like Blues Traveler, The Black Crowes, Pink Floyd, and
The Greatful Dead played LIVE out of BoAs VW Beetles stereo! All
LogoMafiosos appeared to be enjoying themselves.
12. Toxic Marshmallow changed his handle to Tox because he couldnt remember
how to spell Marshmallow one evening and thought that Toxic was blase.
13. Ever notice how the elevator doesnt like to go to this floor?
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15. Our packs will once again be found on arpeggio.res.cmu.edu and, of
course, ftp.cdrom.com. Unfortunately, wit.com is down again. Look
for our own FTP site in the near future.
16. We give a salute to Fire and Dark, who really have the right idea about
how to run a group. We hope to work beside them in the months to come
in putting our spin on the scene, and showing the world that it doesnt
take a bunch of ego-ridden assholes to make good art. :
17. Where is 9?
18. Welp, thats all folks! Another pack were quite proud of! See ya next
month! Great job to everyone in iCE who drew this month! Special thanks
to TNA who tends to rule on occasion, Apox, Lemonade, and Snake Grunger
for the role you played in educating some of our newer artists..great job!
Force Ten Friar Tuck Lord Boombastic Soth Syntax Error