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1. Simultaneous with our Tibetan and Bhutan launch of our existing web site,
iCE has managed to push another outstanding pack out the door. We hope you
enjoy this pack, as a number of our best informants gave their lives to bring
this pack to you. Dont let their lives be wasted -- enjoy this pack as you
would a red-haired, curly-pubed Real Doll.
2. We wish Ian Dale good luck on his seven week trip to Europe, all expenses
paid! Ian won an upstage.com artist contest and will be strapped into a plane
to go to London, Paris, Dublin, Munich, Berlin, Amsterdam, Prague, Barcelona,
and probably some other places along the way. Real tough life... incidentally,
this is a bit of a coming of age event for Ian. Most of the other iCE
artists have had companies pay all expenses and fly them around for almost 2
months all over Europe. Weve all felt a little guilty that Ian still hadnt
gotten the honor yet. As you may imagine, things are now a lot less tense at
the iCE compound.
3. Girls who give oral pleasure to ponies are just not right in the head. You
can spot the stable ones in a crowd based on two criteria:
3a. They arent giving oral pleasure to a pony.
3b. Theyre the ones grouping all around Massds sexy body.
4. In other news, happy birthday to: Mongi, MagneticM, Farmy, Root 88,
Basehead, and Leonardo! I hope everyone elses birthday involves as much
alcohol as was consumed at Farmys birthday party!
5. eTantrum body count is now as follows: Farmy, Slothy, Mr Mister, Greater
Evil, St. Blazer, and finally and least of all, Hitman of in-spirit-only
ACiD. Additionally, Jamie McCarter and Rogue Leader have both done work for
eTantrum. See? It pays to be in iCE.
6. As Im sure many of you are fans of DaVincis world-famous seriously
engraving work, youll be excited to know that hes giving classes in the
Kansas area. The bad part is that theyre already going on, so youre kinda
SOL. Regardless, if youve never seen DaVincis engraving work, go directly to
http://www.masterengraver.com/. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200.
7. In a fluke occurrance, Slothy moved this month and now happens to be a
couple of blocks away from Adam Grossi. J ust goes to show that iCE is slowly
taking over the world.
-Lord I smell like pee Soth Mass I just farted Delusion
Lord Soth Mass Delusion
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