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Life and the IRC Log
By: Dash
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04:15PM mOaCID:morpheus@net I NEED HOES!@!
I turned 18 today, April 4th 1995. Im an adult now. Really makes you
think about your life, past, present, and future. I cant believe that their
have been days over the last 4 years were I have deprived myself of an
education to work on my BBS. What in gods name was I thinking? I cant
believe their are kids out there who are risking a police record, severe
punishment, or something else just to make a few phone calls. Trust me, when
I graduate college, the fact that I ran the best HPAVC board in the 911
area code will get me nowhere but my police record for computer crime, may
prohibit me from going somewhere.
03:47PM rush2:JDOE@all.ptd.net your all little faggot lamers arent you
god you are so fucking mature... and I thought the computer world
was filled with people above the lameness wiggers niggers spics of
the normal world... your all losers
You couldnt hit the nail more square on the head. Were all losers.
Lets face it. Some of us spend more then an hour a day sitting in front of
their computer, doing things, that really, are not productive. You may say
its a hobby, and I guess it is, but sitting in front of your computer is
about as healthy as watching TV is. And then there are those who take it way
too seriously. Is forwarding someones calls to some foreign country because
you have a personal grudge against them normal? Would anyone even consider
it cool or funny? Well, its not. Its immature, it stupid, and youre even
lamer when you get caught.
04:33PM Mopus:Ifgi327@facsmf.utexas.edu you see ive developed this
unhealthy attachment to my computer.
Go outside! Go do homework! Do something besides staring glassy-eyed at a
computer screen and giving yourself carpal-tunnel syndrome from typing.
People who make fun of you because you like computers has every right to.
Why do I say that? Because they go out on the weekends. And my money says
that most of you dont. I feel sorry for you.
03:44PM sG:Mang@cris.com All Niggerz should just go back to africa where
they belong...their the reason this nation is as bad as it is.
Another funny thing is how tough you all are behind your computer screen.
I thought that there were very few racists until I get my first modem. I
highly doubt that all you skinheads, punks, and homosexual are how you say
you are in real life. You lie! All of you do it, hell, I do it. Im
motherfucking Don Juan, but that still doesnt erase the fact how stupid the
underground scene is becoming. Am I the only one that feels this way? Do
you all really smoke pot? Do you all really have sex everyday? Or do you all
really sit home and watch to much TV? Probably the latter.
10:18PM Valgamon:valgamon@ixc.net I just want to be different like
everyone else - King Missile
This has to be the best quote ever. It just perfectly sums up this
generation thats been dubbed as X. Read it. We all wanna be different yet,
we are all the same cause we wanna be different. Ironic?
12:58AM Valgamon YOULL ALL LOOK BACK IN A FEW YEARS AND RELIZE THAT
YOU HAVE WASTED WHAT SHOULD BE THE BEST TIME OF YOUR
LIFE ON COLORY BLOCKS AND WAREZ@@@@ - Nitro-187 10/2/94
I guess I am a hypocrite. I just sat here for an hour or so editing up my
log files, typing a file, and doing some other stuff. But thats okay. I just
had a great time with about 10 friends celebrating my birthday. Im 18! Im a
goddamn adult. To be quite honest, I think Im done with the scene. Someone
said to me, which I didnt log, if its not fun anymore it defeats the whole
purpose. Thats perfect. I think alot of people take things way to serious.
I guess some of you are going to be our next Bill Gates, but there is so
much out there in the world that you cant experience by sitting in front of
a computer. It would be ashamed if you missed out on it. I think this may be
the last time that anyone who doesnt have my phone number hears from me.
This t-file was originally going to be about interesting or funny /msgs
that I received on the internet. Well, I changed my mind. Why you ask? Well,
I kinda made my decision after eavesdropping on a 11PM Sunday Night
Teleconfrence. It was kinda funny actually. They were attacking me because
of an incident were I ripped someone elses ansi. I dont deny it. I like to
go out on the weekend nights. If someone needs an ansi done for their board,
and they ask me, then Im going to do it. Even if it takes using someone
elses art. Sysops dont care where it came from, they just want the goddamn
ad for their board. And Ill be damned if Im gonna sit around and spend 5+
hours on a picture like some artists out there do now. Ill be damned
if I spend 30 minutes ripping someone elses art. Its a waste of time. You
can call me a loser or lamer all you want for doing it, but guess what,
on Saturday and Friday night when you are setting up and sitting on a
conference, Im out having fun. Give me a call sometime, maybe Ill pick you
up, or just laugh in your face. Well, these were some of the original quotes
that people /msged me. My favorite ones I used above, some humorous ones and
some deep meaningful ones are below. I hope you enjoyed what youve read so
far and what you will soon read. And maybe youll do some thinking. If not,
then sucks to be me, huh?
12:58AM insanity:Fff@cris.com i like my eggs hardboiled
03:33PM Opus:mocat@hooked.net kEWLUHT uVV tHA dIZN34D kAUWGH@
03:34PM Opus:mocat@hooked.net are you writing for hoe cdc or something
03:34PM Opus:mocat@hooked.net DANGER DANGER INSANE ROBOT FLAILING ARMS
WILDLY DANGER DANGER
03:36PM Opus:mocat@hooked.net bill hillary were going to a masquerade
ball and bill walked into the room where hillary was wearing a
g-string with a lemon in the crotch
03:36PM Opus:mocat@hooked.net so bill said youre wearing THAT@ and she
said yeah so he went to go change.
03:37PM Opus:mocat@hooked.net when he came back in the room he was wearing
a jock strap with a potato in the jock-slot or whatever. he said
Bitch if youre gonna go as a SOUR-PUSS im going as a DICK-TATER
04:38PM FunkyFred:Robbie6@ix.netcom.com If you like flinstones go to the
beach
10:15PM trag:trag@free.org I didnt rip. It was in a comic.
10:16PM VectorX:vcx@com its better to be pissed off then pissed on
10:16PM shawk:root@cac.psu.edu fire up
10:17PM omi:omi@INRE.ASU.EDU the only efficient government is a
dictatorship harry s. truman
10:18PM Valgamon:valgamon@ixc.net If you dont know Im not gonna tell
you... dumbass. -Butthead
10:18PM Valgamon:valgamon@ixc.net Give me a redhead give me a case of beer
and leave me alone. - valgamon
10:19PM Valgamon:valgamon@ixc.net Underground is whatever you want it to
be as long as youre real. -Mayfield
10:20PM eg:bcr@dialup.winternet.com Quote: I feel more like I do now than
when I got here. -anon.
10:21PM lobo:jbaygood@cso.uiuc.edu I heard they got great shrimp here
--Look Whos Talkin
10:21PM tiff:louwho@svpal.org to live is to die a slow death
10:21PM Maynard:djohnson@STMARYS-CA.EDU My friend was in a bookstore the
other day wearing his Police Story T-shirt when a kid came up to him
and said Oh cool Black Flag I love them I just got their new
album Damaged
10:21PM slavetl:u135@31.44.8 god has no arms he has no legs hes really not
a god at all.
10:27PM SoulPole:eabu536@oac.uci.edu fool me once shame on you fool me
twice shame on me:
10:27PM dawell:mjcaldwe@ecn.uoknor.edu one is judged no by what he has
done but by what he thinks he can do.
10:30PM wyre:uj@student.rose-hulman.edu jesus saves sinners and redeems
them for valuable prizes
10:30PM tanner:tanner@rs.itd.umich.edu each soul is a drop of water
without which the whole world would thirst -hugo betti
10:32PM Okinawa:root@146.104.254 fuck you
10:32PM bwiz:jmallin@rs.itd.umich.edu FIRE FIRE
10:33PM lgas:john@com but actually I like If we werent already crazy wed
surely go insane... from Jimmy Buffet
10:34PM Cyberelf:cyberelf@netaxs.com I didnt know see was your wife
REALLY - cyberelf
10:34PM IkvMinnow:rej4039@tamu.edu only a fool in their heart says there
is no God
10:34PM iTCHyiCE:motrek@gate.net what comes around goes around... what
goes up most come down..
10:34PM Topten:ziggy@netaxs.com Oh great now its STUCK
10:35PM SikMan:trd@cc.ukans.edu plees..........pitty me no one will talk
to me...i know im into warez but i also hack and phreak....plees
chat with me -timmeX now known as guess
10:35PM wol:daniela@shell.portal.com Every fool in error can find a
passage of Scripture to back him up. --dont know who said it for
sure i think it was ben franklin
10:38PM Deeply:deeply@teleport.com eYe Sm0kE cRaCk@ WhEn EyE hAck@ C Rat
PHUN SYSTEMS
10:38PM mustapha:adamd@engin.umich.edu eat my ass
10:39PM Slycer:root@mbnet.mb.ca Here a quote Sometime you just gotta
say... WHAT DA FUCK
10:41PM BrUiNs:nhunter@cariboo.bc.ca How about Fuck you all
10:42PM mono:ms5523a@american.edu to err is human
10:42PM Dani:hood4810@io.org the eye you see is not an eye because you see
it. it is an eye because it sees you
10:43PM butta:yirown@rutgers.edu you gots to chill---thats my quote
10:44PM beast-:jderose@net kick the lamerz -be... everyday of his fuckin
pathetic life..
10:59PM Ghim:Parn@rh.psu.edu It doesnt matter who wins or loses...Its who
hits who the hardest
11:00PM Red:steffend@it.gvsu.edu quote:no individual has any right to
come into the world and go out of it without leaving behind him
distinct and legitimate reasons for having passed through it. George
washington carver.
11:01PM meddle:gwinkinh@67.1.21 the sole intention is learning to fly
condition grounded but determined to try
11:02PM BoOzE:wac@ripco.com If it can go wrong it will go wrong
11:03PM Space:jnmib@netaxs.com Get thee to a nunery
11:03PM Flyboy:sneaker@tus.primenet.com We hold these truths to be
self-evident....
11:04PM bowman1:FERVOR@ix.netcom.com Theheart is a very resilient little
muscle- Woody Allen hannah and her Sisters.
11:04PM adrock:junior8@ix.netcom.com its not how you ply the game its how
you win it...
11:05PM petrisage:petrisag@30.65.175 If I told you you had a great body
would you hold it against me quote not to be taken personally
11:06PM lud:LJKOZLOWSK@ualr.edu life is like a box of chocolates you never
know what ya gonna get.
11:09PM Obsidian:rpotter@cmp.ilstu.edu Lets name the new fist - Obsidian
11:09PM narco:sail@gate.net my gavorite quote is - dooooodlebooooooys
11:11PM mrdata:spoulson@rsabbs.com If your head is made of wax dont walk
under the sun
11:11PM LilSquid:gvd@tic.ab.ca Anarchy doesnt mean no rules it means no
rulers. George Orwell
11:12PM WORF:mother@student.Princeton.EDU The Children are dying and all
you can do is masturbate.
11:14PM jay:jgoebel@emich.edu quote from panel: How can you go from doin
the humpin to bein the humped
11:21PM Goalie20:shawnh@io.com If youre not living on the edge youre
taking up too much space
11:21PM T-Cat:tconca1@umbc.edu Good Bad Im the guy with the gun.
11:21PM ringworm:daemon@tuzvo.sk reality doesnt even have the decency to
swallow.
11:22PM Tempest:cjain@uwindsor.ca Mother is the name for God in the lips
and hearts of all children. Do you understand Do you understand
11:22PM vena:gaeus@mcs.com i wanna know everything i wanna be everwhere i
wanna fuck everyone in the world i wanna do something that matters
11:23PM Mogul:PinkFloyd@rmt.net.pitt.edu damned if ya do....damned if ya
dont
11:23PM BlueEyes:lnunnall@runet.edu SMILE..it makes people wonder what
you are thinking
11:24PM fist:murphy69@netcom.com its not like im using...its like my body
has developed this massive drug deficiency william gibson
07:08PM floodmyth:jsnod@csusm.edu fuck me in my brain.
07:08PM sd:mama@cyberquest.com toilet paper makes trashy programs
07:09PM wmmIST:tarkus@intermind.net ibms will never need more than 640k -
bill gates on a meeting in 81 for microsoft...
07:10PM wmmIST:tarkus@intermind.net im an unlikely god in an ungodly
world...
11:03PM Pinguino:Joyce@cts.com reality doesnt exist -Joyce Kolb
11:05PM bzroc:buzzard@227.15.26 how bout Roc rules hehehe.... it was
worth a try
11:08PM Blackwlf:bobbyt@netcom.com Life Stinks...Then You Die...Then YOU
Stink.
11:08PM marsupial:mcswegin@emich.edu God is cool -Karen Borgstrom
11:09PM Lemon:gec3e@clas.Virginia.EDU I know this is childish and stupid
but then again so is high school
11:11PM Camilla:ahope@u.washington.edu how about its a far far better
thing that I do than I have ever done its a far far better rest I go
to than I have ever known. -Dickens Tale of Two Cities
11:12PM Seidaot:seidaot@netcom.com get that nigger off the line
11:13PM Thanatos:StopTheDam@nstn.ca Ummm.... Truly now has man become
civilized World HistoryMcGraw Hill Ryerson ummm.. I miss the comfort
in being sad Nirvana ummm... And the daffodils looked lovely today
Cranberries
04:10PM Mogel:mpg4681@rit.edu Oh yeah. You could d00dle his love and he
could k0de it.
04:11PM Mogel:mpg4681@rit.edu Do dat h0e. Heh.
08:02PM godd:godd@227.15.26 whats up
10:00PM spiff:beaner@netaxs.com could you add a quote for me man? I want
it to be... just fucking turn it off -kurt cobain
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