DONUT HOLE AND VENDETTA PRESENT A FiRE PRODUCTION:
You Know Youre A Leech When...
* you know youre a leech when you start reducing the size of your swap file
just to get room for your ZIPs.
* you know youre a leech when you reach the file limit for your directories.
* you know youre a leech when you start using a ram disk for storing ZIPs.
* you know youre a leech when you start seriously considering a tape or worm
drive to store your zips.
* you know youre a leech when you go to kmart for blue-light specials on
diskettes.
* you know youre a leech when you lose space installing stacker.
* you know youre a leech when you use pkpress and save several megabytes.
* you know youre a leech when you todays zips fill up your 250 meg tape
backup.
* you know youre a leech when you start using proprietary compression
programs uc2, arj, and lharc.
* you know youre a leech when these proprietary compression programs actually
make a difference.
* you know youre a leech when you download something and you dont even know
what it is.
* you know youre a leech when you have several versions of the same products.
* you know youre a leech when you start a download and then go eat dinner.
* you know youre a leech when you ask pkware for the source code to pkzip.
* you know youre a leech when you start hand-tuning pkzip for better
compression ratios.
* you know youre a leech when you dont have enough room to compile your
enhanced pkzip.
* you know youre a leech when you start complaing because ymodem/g isnt fast
enough for you.
* you know youre a leech when you start using proprietary transfer protocols
jmodem and fmodem.
* you know youre a leech when you press escape before your download is done.
* you know youre a leech when you break your piggy bank to donate to bbses.
* you know youre a leech when you start calling you downloads leeches.
* you know youre a leech when you start getting unknown error number 101 in
qmodem because of insufficient disk space.
* you know youre a leech when you start storing you zips on friends hard
disks.
* you know youre a leech when you set up a bbs just to get wares from the
users.
* you know youre a leech when you start a mass-download before family
vacations.
* you know youre a leech when you upload files just so you can download them
and then upload more and download called upload-download.
* you know youre a leech when you upload-download for several hours.
* you know youre a leech when you start using this file for upload credits.
* you know youre a leech when you start making files like these for upload
credits.
* you know youre a leech when you are offended by this file.
* you know youre a leech when you make up a fake affiliate just to get better
access.
* you know youre a leech when you flag *.*.
* you when youre a leech when you call companies and ask for demo disks to
back up your wares.
* you know youre a leech when you cant play any of your wares because you
have to leech more...
* you know youre a leech when you start reading this file file for new ideas.