*** lGiOcDe changes the topic to "fire's new recruiting strategy: clone eerie" *** ironghost (ig@conan37.dpo.depaul.edu) has joined #fire that would make a rather dull pack come to think of it, I don't think I used my computer much the first week, either.. I didn't get my network stuff for a few days and didn't install it for a few more days.. ig: heh, yea it would. :) ig: so who should we clone?? *** pyxis has quit IRC (Read error: 232 (Connection reset by peer)) lg; well.. what did you do, then? I mean, we've got this incredible opportunity available to us now.. god : i don't think i know any one artist that would do such a variety that would keep the pack interesting.. mabye.. hmm. dunno pan: there were get-together things and bunches of meetings and things for first-years.. clone bob dole! mt : and ahve a group full of losers? empty: haha. I was at washingtonpost.com reading about the cloning thing, and someone was asking people at the washington post who they would clone, and one guy was serious about how we should clone bob dole. :) ahahah thats suck er sick VERY sick ig: I don't mean have a whole group of clones of one person.. ig: this is stupid, anyway.. :) *** _ramirez (ramirez@baw8pub153.bluewin.ch) has joined #fire awh :) clone oj simpson! we always need anthoer good serial killer *** _ramirez (ramirez@baw8pub153.bluewin.ch) has left #fire *** catharsis (~catharsis@dialup105-3-2.swipnet.se) has joined #fire i got a terrific idea lice.. empty: shoot lets make a amusement park right out side of costa rica, and lets clone dinosaurs! we could call it Fire's dino thingy empty: yea!@$$ but what if something bad happens? lg; that's why they're on an island, stupid! exactly! god : then you can write it off your tax return pan: yea, but what if there's a bunch of people at the park when something bad happens? lice : why no one can escape lg; we could make them all females, so that they all die out without our frequent cloning of ne wones no one would know.. lg; bah, those people would die, and no one would know.. see.. the island keeps everything perfectly safe for everyone pan: okok, but what about the MORAL implications?? *** catharsis (~catharsis@dialup105-3-2.swipnet.se) has left #fire lg; they're just stupid dinosaurs.. its not like we're cloning humans. lg; we've already cloned a sheep.. why is a dinosaur any different? lg; and it'd be a great educational experience for the kids I mean, if we can clone dinosaurs, won't people be suspicious if we accept visitors to this park and then every once in a while one of them doesn't come back? *** slvr70 (~slvr70@ppp078.229.mque.videotron.net) has joined #fire its a damned good idea pan: and what if like.. one of the little dinosaurs escaped onto a boat that came to visit? lice : we could breed them to only eat what we make at the island and they would die with out our food in 24 hours silly lg; or we could make them need special chemicals.. so that when they leave the island they no longer need them. lg; hahahaha lg; i mean, they'd die, because they need them pan: yea. was wondering about the validity of your point that time.. ;) okokok, so what's in it for US? pana : and i can be the hax0r guy that runs the computers and sells the eggs and sperm and shit to the highest bidder fire? MONEY lg; we'd charge people to come see the dinosaurs. ironghost; ehehe..i forget his name... oh, denis nedry damnit..it was my idea..and you two take it from me! gNO FAIR! ig; dennis well then where do we get the capital to even come close to beginning such a huge project? lg; we steal it from the newspaper industryu pan: oh. pan: yea, those newspaper industry types are loaded pan: hey, I have a better way that's even legal slave labor? pan : go work damned you...i want this out today still...like we discussed yesterday.. hostages? pan: let's get a big movie company to agree to film a movie about the whole thing. that way, they'll pay for all the r&d and production facilities and staff and stuff yea..when ? the book will just be sort of an added thing to throw suspicion away from us. it'll make it look like it's just some fictional story some guy made up. what about the hostages? pan: that's what's so great about this plan: we don't even NEED hostages. but i want hostages pan: but if we do still need to have hostages, I know some guys in peru that could help us out. eYE wANTZORS zODiAC#TREE gNOW *** slvr70 has quit IRC (Dead socket) tree? i'm working on it don't worry it'll be out the thursday after next, or before promise i can't believe you merged it damn you End of #fire buffer Mon Feb 24 18:02:17 1997