endOw ascii. by #28 _______________________________________________________________________________ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$0000$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$000$$$$$$$$$0$$$$$$$$$$7"' ,yy, $$$$$$000000$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$7"' ,y, `"8 ``"ü*Q$' $$$$ $7"' ,yp, `"Q$$$$$$$$$$$""""""$$ $$' Q$$ ` $b, ` 0$$$ ' $$$$ $$$$$$$ $$ $$, ppyaaaatyyyy$$$ &p,. `"' , 0$$$ , $ $$' ,$$ $$$&p,. `"' $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$0&#%%yy$&p,. `"' .,d$b, " ,y$$$ $$$$$$$$$0&#%%yq$$$$$$$QQQQQQQ$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$&#%yyyyyy%&$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ a word from maestro.. greetings and salutations all you asciiholics! maestro here and boy do i feel strange right about now. why you ask? well my good friends, besides the fact that i've been sucking down pepto bismol like water, i have founded an ascii group!? why so strange? because not too long ago i wouldn't even give the stuff the time of day. i really had no interest in it what so ever. well, obviously that has changed. now with the extremely needed and appreciated help of all the endow members, we have brought you our first collection of ascii artwork (the crowd cheers!). uhh.. how do you say it? now, there is something that has just been bugging us. endow, is not pronounced like 'indo' but like 'endou,' sounds like cow! learn how to read you schmucks! i have this really cool board and.. ok! now that i've gotten that off my chest. next order of business. it seems (as i could only expect) that the ever so delightful affil hungry leeches of the scene have migrated in our direction. sorry guys, endow does not have, or even have any interest in obtaining distribution sites. they are utterly pointless and really serve no purpose. if you ask, you will be ignored (my god maestro!). i'm one of the best and want membership! obviously we want to progress and grow as a group. we welcome and encourage anyone that is interested in endow to apply. talk to us, show us what you can do. if you're not quite there yet, we'll tell you why and show you how you can fix it. then, when you're not looking we'll laugh at you! make humiliating gestures behind your back! tag you with signs that say 'loser!' of course i'm just kidding (or is he?). i would say that the best place to catch any endow members would be, ack, can't fight it! too strong! dont.. want.. to.. look.. like.. a.. dork! argh! IRC!!!!! whoa.. anyway, our world headquarters is our very own swingin channel #endow. pop on in anytime and give us a talking too. or you can send email to our very own internet account endow@infosoc.com. hmm.. ok, time to wrap this up! i just want to thank all the endow guys for all the hard work they put into this pack. it was because of them that you're looking at this right now (i wasn't about to become a solo ascii artist too!). i think we did pretty good for our first release! can't wait for next month! oh, special thanks to dsinny and kamikazee for being the first two members/co founders. at that point endow actually became a group! woo hoo! =) gimp - maestro[endow] irc - #endow email - endow@infosoc.com