HAJI WILL TRY TO STICK TO ASCII FROM NOW ON, SORRY ABOUT ANY TROUBLES THIS
SUCK-O-TRONIC ANSI MAY HAVE CAUSED. KILL YOUR PARENTS, EAT TWINKIES!
hajiECLIPSE
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Im tOrgo, and this isnt your normal infofile, bitch.
MY NAME IS TORGO, AND I AM ABUSED BY THE REST OF ECL
its true. i am made fun of, no matter what happens. here are a few
examples.
One day, we were at toys r us. I put on a baseball helmet, and then i guess
red circle thought it would be a leet idea to hit me in the head. soon, the
rest of the people caught on, and soon i was on the hard, tile floor with
massive brian damage.
We were at a gas station, and magnatop made me get gas for him while he went
in and bought food and porn. I tried to be NICE and i washed his windsheild
but then he came out and tried to run me over.
one day, rai put me in the corner of his room and repeatedly hit me with his
door.
lago stole 5.
there is the evidence. judge for yourself.
btw, lago eventually did give me back 5, in bits and
peices.
in group news, steve martin was going to join eclipse, but then he realized
that all we are are a bunch of losers that sit and draw so that other people
that sit and draw can look at it and go that sucks so then he didnt.
in member news, we gained toons xillion. hes leet, and he gave us jUAREZ
we also gained haji, a leet ascii guy. we have two ascii people, and thats
going to be all so dont apply because the positions have been filled.
we could use someone in accounting, though, so if you are a public
certified accountant, you may apply.
Also note: Eclipse adopted several new policies this past few weeks, but we
canned most of them at the last moment because noone in eclipse lives in
califorina, so we would have to fly there instead, and that costs money, unless
you haxor the airline, which was only accomplished once by CyBeRpHaNtOm.
Also also note: In order to be accepted into our elite ring of juarez traders,
you must have artwork that REALLY blows us away. In all reality, though
a image straight from doom2 and converted with gif2ans works for me, but not
for the other guys, i guess.
Also Also Also note: we are 31337, and donut forget that.
Also Also Also Also note: this is the shortest infofile ever in ecl history.
thats really just a guess, but im too damn lazy to actually look at others
so bite me.