eclipse vs. the 7eleven corp!
a very bad aura had been forming above grand rapids,
michigan.. the once
peaceful town where the ecl members stayed was now being
threatened by a menace
so powerful to behold, that.. uhm. IT COULD KILL ANY OF
US EASILY! .. yeah.
it all started when rai, splatt, cheeze, whiteraven,
and diez took a trip
around the corner to the local 7eleven. the 5 of them w
ent their separate
ways. rai flipped through the new issue of punk magazin
e, splatt sat in the corner and listened to the sw
ift moriachi music, and diez kept trying to peek ar
ound the protective covers of the nudie magazines. wh
ile whiteraven was buying some smokes, cheeze to
ok his normal jog over to the giant, massive, 36 fl
avor, frosty chilled, chugging, lugging slurpee machin
e. he pulled on the lever and let that great tast
ing frosty bevrage fall into his 120 oz. cup.
after getting a pack of marlboros and a date for sa
turday night,
whiteraven said his laterons to the chick behind the co
unter, and went over
to cheeze.
dude...whats that in your slurpee?
what are you talking about?
that!! whiteraven shouts, pointing at a big chunk
in cheezes slurpee.
cheeze shoved his straw into his slurpee, poking aro
und. he heard a really
ugly *squish*, so he pulled up his straw. on it was the
head of spear!
whOah!?!@? screamed cheeze
its spear! whispered whiteraven
its bonanza!?!@ chattered splatt, playing with h
is moraccas
so, cheeze, whiteraven, and splatt stormed over to t
he chick behind the
counter to find out what had happened to their friend, s
pear. along the way,
splatt asked, whatre we doing again??
were going to get a reimburment for this slurpee,
grumbled cheeze
hmph...dOrks, grunted whiteraven
as the three arrived at the clerk station, they coul
d sense something was
wrong.
excuse me? askes whiteraven
yes? askes the chick, buttoning her shirt down so
that her 34C breasts
all but pop out.
uhh.. uhm.. we found our friends head in a slurpee
really? well thats just too bad, isnt it?! bwua
hhaha *continued below*
hAHHAHSFHAHHASHDHASHDHHQrh35??
the chick then turned inside out, into the horrible..
7ELEVEN MONSTER@?!?@!?!?!? eerie music here
my word! screamed splatt
my god!! screamed rai
my slurpee!! screamed cheeze
my DATE!! screamed whiteraven
diez jumped around the corner, and fired his atomic s
uper-de-dooper ray gun
at the evil mass. it took no effect, so he hid under th
e counter where the
EVIL 7ELEVEN MONSTER eerie music.. again couldnt see
him. so much for that
idea.
oh NO! screams cheeze. in a hysteria induced panic
, he threw himself to
the floor, shivering and jolting into the fetal position
rai screams the order, and all the eclipse members be
come...
power ranger music here, please...ahem....any DAY no
w...
THE MIGHTY DRAWIN ECLIPSE RANGERS!!!!?@?@?
the battle lasted many days, and the whole team had t
o feed off of tofu
and cream cheese.. they also had to fend off the masses
by feeding smokey and bold to them. those masses.
jeez.. always looking for a good fight
eventually, the team morphed into the ultra tOrgo-zord
and slayed the AWEFUL
7ELEVEN MONSTER zzzz.z.zz.z..z.... oh. yeah. the eerie
music. by forcing it
to watch a barneytm marithon. without that t
m, wwe could have gotten our
HD formatted.. yikes!
finally, the whole team went home and partied. all e
xcept whiteraven,
who sat in the corner, and cried, cuz he still couldnt
get a date.
----------------------- story line by whiteraven / ed
ited by cheeze