fuck so leet story! ;) by Vermin
fuck so leet story! ;) by Vermin
::: feerbox! well, heres the story about gumas friend, who well call bob, :::
::: and fonzie, who well call fonzie, and the time they were smoking. go. :::
gALLERY oF pERSONALITIES
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fonzie bob
eYEM
eYEi itHARDEEN
wUZ nOT
ON sARDINE,
hAPPY, ,13!@
dAZE
.ss. .,si ssssS
tRYZIX vermin joda
acidblood
drt
whatever , ,
eYEM eYE
dAi irUN mEEtEW!i
mASTER!@ dRG!
aNDeYE !@
, ,kNOWtR- ,
yZIX!
iiiiii
bobs stepfather RaDMaN?
. and no, yitzhaq is NOT
wEEDz0R included this time!@
i
---------------- HERE IT STARTS -------------
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fonzie bob
, , bobs
/ hewz
. sigarette.
sigarette eYEM
eYEi itHARDEEN
wUZ nOT
ON sARDINE, ssssssss
hAPPY, ,13!@
dAZE
bob shit, mang!@ theaz bitchin be da reel shit!@ reAl fly shit!@
fonzie its prince mild, yew nerd
bob yeah.. eh.. heh heh. hmf.
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fonzie bob
iiii
, , bobs
/ hewz
. sigarette.witz
sigarette eYEMhiz
eYEi itHARDEENstep
wUZ nOTfathr ss
ON sARDINE,innitssssssss
hAPPY, ,13!@!@
dAZE
bob wanner go fewK?
fonzie sorry, forgot the lubri-- WHAT THE FEWKZH0R DID YEW SAYZ0R?
bob eye wuzz wondering if yew wantzter get fEWKEd
fonzie WItH YEW?
bob nO, manG!@ wITZ sOMe gERBILZ!@
fonzie dOAZ gERBEELS aRE tHE sHIT, mANG!@ leTS gO atTEM!@
bob yaH!@
bobs stepfather HEY YOU FUCKING BITCHES!@ WHY YOU RUFFIN UP MY BACK
YARD?? EYE GOTSTA SHOW YEW SOME MANNERS!@
fonzie shit, mang!@ tis yew stepfaduh!@ eyem oaff!@
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bobs sf HMF bob
, , bobs
/ hewz
. sigarette.
wEEDz0R eYEM
i itHARDEEN
nOT
sARDINE, ssssssss
, ,13!@
bobs sf yew ferking with me, boy??
bob NO SIR!@@
bobs sf WELL I THINK YEW ARE!@
DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME FIVE!
bob FIVE minutes?
bobs sf nO!@@ FIVE TIMES!@
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bobs sf HMF
, bobs
hewz
wEEDz0R
i
/ somewhere down there is bob
bobs sf yEAh, bOY!@ gET tEW iT!@
bob eNF!@ mBLTTHFFH! FHHR!@
bobs sf yeah!@ thats the way!@@@ YEAH!!@@@
------------------- five times of toenailbiting later ----------------------- what you thought he was doing down therE??
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bobs sf HMF bob
, , bobs
hewz
wEEDz0R eYEM
i itHARDEEN
nOT
sARDINE, ssssssss
, ,13!@
bobs sf gEWD fEWKING jOB!@
bob hMF.
bobs sf eyem outer here!@ and dont let me se yew witz sigz again!@
bob hMF.
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bob
, bobs
/ hewz
nothing gezz .
wott eYEM
itHARDEEN
nOT
sARDINE, ssssssss
,13!@
bob dang i wish dat fly modafuka tryzix be here. he dope shit.
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tRYZIX bob
acidblood
, bobs
/ hewz
. gezz .
eYEM wott eYEM
dAi itHARDEEN
mASTER!@ nOT
sARDINE, ssssssss
, ,13!@
tryzix tEW tHE rESKJEW!@
bob shit, mang! you be dat leet modafuka tryzix!@
tryzix yeah, bitchz0r, wot yew expect??
bob some low down cheep emetashun of yew
tryzix blah. fewk dat shit
bob yah, mang, fewk dewze jergz
tryzix fEWKING wANNABE eLEETZ
bob haVE a sMEWK, bEETCH, dEEZE bE dA sHIT!@
tryzix cANT dEW dAT sHIT, mANG. sTAINS dAH rEGULATIONZZ
bob oH yEAH, dATZ sOMe rEEAL sHEEIT
tRYZIX yAH, wELL, wHATYER wANT mE tEW dEW hEAR?
bob eYE wANT yER tEW rUFF uP mUH sTEPFADUH
tRYZIX sO tHATS wHY yEW cALL fOR tHE rEGULATOR!@
bob yAH, mANG!@
tRYZZERN eYELL bE oFF tHEN
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bobs sf HMF tRYZIX
acidblood
lyktestolpe
wEEDz0R eYEM
i dAi
mASTER!@
tryzix yEW bEEN fEWKIN mUH bUDDY???
bobs sf fEWK eWFF, rEGULATOR bOY
tRYZIX fEWK dAT sHIT, mANG!@ yEW bE fEWKN wITZ mUH bUDDy
aND tHAT sHIT aINT rEGULATORABLE wITZOUT tHE pOWAZ oF tRYZZ!@
bobs sf bLOW
tRYZIX wHATZ?
bobs sf bLOW mE aND eYELL sAY eYEM sORRY!@
tryzix fEWK nO!@ eYE iSNT gONNA bLOW yEWR fAT aSS!@
bobs sf nOT mY aSS, yEW gIMP!@ mUH wEENER!@
tRYZIX fEWK yEW tHEN
bobs sf wOTCH iT
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bobs sf HMF tRYZIX i.
acidblood :
: lyktestolpe
, .i STARTING
TO FALL
. . I
wEEDz0R eYEM
i dAi
mASTER!@
bobs sf lEWKZ lEYEK eYE hAZZDER sHOW yEW sOME mANNORZ
tRYZIX nO wAYZ0R, bEETXCH!@@
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bobs sf HMF tRY,
aci,od
, lyktestolpe
, , FALLING
wEEDz0R eYEM ,
i dAi ,
mASTER!@ ,
bobs sf wOTZ yEW sAYING tEW ME??
tryzix yeW aINT bE fEWKING wITZ dO tRYZ pOWER, bEETZ
bobs sf oH yEAH?
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bobs sf HMF ,RYZIX
,cidblood
, lyktestolpe
, , falling in
, tryzix
. ., headz0r
wEEDz0R eYEM ,
i dAi ,
mASTER!@ ,
bobs sf HAH!@
tryzix dEEZ sHEETZ fEWKING uP MAH sTEYELE
bobs sf hERTZ?
tryzix HRWGERHG
----------------------------- and tREWZHYXXX passes out ---------------------
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bobs sf HMF bob
, , bobs
/ hewz
. sigarette.
wEEDz0R eYEM
i itHARDEEN
nOT
sARDINE, ssssssss
, ,13!@
bobs sf eYE bEAT tHE sHEET oUTER yEH fREND tRYZZYX
bob sHEIT mANG!@ hE wUZZ mAH laST REZORTZ0r
bobs sf bLAH!@ gET dAT zIG eWTEr yEW mEWTH!@
bob sHEET!@ yEZ zER@
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bobs sf HMF bob
, , bobs
hewz
wEEDz0R eYEM
i itHARDEEN
nOT
sARDINE, ssssssss
, ,13!@
bob eEETZ gONE, mANG
bobs sf gEWD tHING, dAT
bob tREWdAT
bobs sf yAH. eYE bE oFFz0R
bob yAH
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bob
, bobs
/ hewz
nothing gezz .
wott eYEM
itHARDEEN
nOT
sARDINE, ssssssss
,13!@
bob sHIT eYE wISHz0R tHEM eLEET mODERFOkORZ dERANGED wUZ hEAR. dEM bE
dOPE fEWKERZ
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bob vermin joda
gezz . . .
wott eYEM eYE
itHARDEEN rUNi mEEtEW!i
nOT dRG!
sARDINE, aNDeYE !@
,13!@ kNOWtR-, ,
yZIX!
bob sHEIT mANG!@ dEWZE dOPE bEETCHES vERMINZ aND jODZER iS heAR!@
vERMIN yEW, bITCH!@
jODA yAH!@@@ wE bE dOPE sHIT!@
bob bEET uPZOR mUH sF, tHEn, bEETCJ!@
jODER yEPZ
vARMINT yEH, bEETCH!@
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bobs sf HMF vermin joda
wEEDz0R eYE
i rUNi mEEtEW!i
dRG!
aNDeYE !@
, kNOWtR-, ,
yZIX!
vARMINT yEW fEWKING uP eWER mATE, bITCH!@
jODER yAH!@
bobs sf hAH!@ yEWER aLL dAT bITCH cAN gET?? hAHA HAHAHA!@
vARMINT yEW bE gETTINg sOMe whOOPING
jODER yaH!@
bobs sf bLAh
gREASED lIGHTNING!!!1@@
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFF1!!@@@22
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bobs sf HMF vermin joda
wEEDz0R eYE
i rUNi mEEtEW!i
dRG!
aNDeYE !@
, kNOWtR-, ,
yZIX!
vermin tHERE yEW gO!@
jODA yEH!@
bobs sf sHEET!@ eYE cANt sEE!@ wOTZ dA fEWK wUZZ dAT??
vermin eEt wUZZ a bEVERLY hEELZ cOPPER 3 lIGHNTING kEY-THING!@
bobs sf sHEET mANG!@ yEW rEEL eLEETz!@
vermin yEWP, bITCH!@
joda yEW bET!@
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bobs sf HMF vermin joda
, , , gez , ,
/ star, ,
/ . wars ,. ,.
wEEDz0R type eYE, ,
i laserrUN,i mEEt,i
sworddRG!, ,
aNDeYE, !@,
, kNOWtR-, ,
yZIX!
vermin bobs sf, i am your father
joda and i am your mother
bob sf and i am frightened
vermin we be ruffin yew up if yew dont let yah stepson sMEWk!@
bobs sf eWKEEY!@ eYELL lEAVE tHE sNOT aLONE!@
vERMIN jOB dONE
joDA eVIL vINS aGAIN
vERMIN yEEBERZ!@
--------------------- aND eVIL wON aGAINz0r, oR sIOMEhtNGIERmgr. -------
fERWKZ0r
all text/ascii/porn by vermin.
greetnzZ:
joda - yEW oNE lEET fEWKER!@
fonzie - sHEEYT maNG!@ wE bE rUFFIN uP dAT uNDHWORENET!@
xpozed - aND yEW aINT iNNeWCENT eYDER!@
tryzix - wE hAIL yEW!!!@
The Blackadder /TCG! - yEW iSS eWER mASTER!@
WoLF / YeTi - yEW bE hAVIN dAT sTEYELE, bEETCH!@
barde the bird, because he is barde the bird, and barde the bird RULES.
and ofcourse mTV, for LOTSER LOTSER mORAL support.