all the shitty artists have done shitty ansi/ascii tutorials, so i decided to
make one too! i sure am a shitty artist, so who cares? lets go
sTEP 1
draw the basic shape of the letters youre gonna do. im gonna do a shade ascii,
so ill draw the letters s, h, a, d, and e. lets go.
wether you believe it or not, this ascii will end up saying shade
sTEP 2
make the blobs look like letters!
this was marvelous.
sTEP 3
try to make these shitty letters look more attractive by adding funny shit
like more s and s and ,s and .s and so on.
.,s@SS@s,. .,s@S S@s,. .,s@SS@s,. S@s,. .,s@SS@s,.
remember not to overdo it, cause then it will look shitty. if you dont overdo
it like HELL
sTEP 4
fUX0r it up with lotsa holes and shit. remember ++
.,s@SS@s,. .,s@S S@s,. .,s@SS@s,. S@s,. .,s@SS@s,.
whee!
sTEP 5
now fuxor it more up with other shit than holes. remember, fuxoring it too
much up, is fuxoring it a SHITLOAD up
.,s@SS@s,. .,s@S S@s,. .,s@SS@s,. S@s,. .,s@SS@s,.
++ I + ,++ + ,+ ++ ++ +
si ++ ++i +ss s +++s +++s is+ss+i s+++
++I +ss++ss+ + , s +ss+ I, I +ss+
s ++ : ,i s+++ ,+s
++ , i s ++ . I++ ,s I ++
+ss+ ++ ++I . si : s I++i s.
.ss+ +ss+ ,: +I ++ + is ++:
: s+ si +, +++s : +ss+ ++ + ++i ,+ I s+ +ss+ :++. i
s i, +s +ss+I +ss+ ++ ++ .+ss+ I
, I, , s s , ,
wHEE!!
sTEP 6 add your sig and an elite comment
.,s@SS@s,. .,s@S S@s,. .,s@SS@s,. S@s,. .,s@SS@s,.
. , .,ssvrm. ,. ++
++ I + ,++ + ,+ ++ ++ +
si ++ ++i +ss s +++s +++s is+ss+i s+++
++I +ss++ss+ + , s +ss+ I, I +ss+
.,svrm ++ s: . +ss+ ++s s+, +
s ++ : ,i s+++ ,+s
++ , i s ++ . I++ ,s I ++
+ss+ ++ ++I . si : s I++i s.
.ss+ +ss+ ,: +I ++ + is ++:
: s+ si +, +++s : +ss+
++ + ++i ,+ I s+ +ss+ :++. i
s i, +s +ss+I +ss+ ++ ++ .+ss+ I
, I, , s s , ,
vrm
holier than swiss cheese
sTEP 7 colour it yellow cuzz its cheese
.,s@SS@s,. .,s@S S@s,. .,s@SS@s,. S@s,. .,s@SS@s,.
. , .,ssvrm. ,. ++
++ I + ,++ + ,+ ++ ++ +
si ++ ++i +ss s +++s +++s is+ss+i s+++
++I +ss++ss+ + , s +ss+ I, I +ss+
.,svrm ++ s: . +ss+ ++s s+, +
s ++ : ,i s+++ ,+s
++ , i s ++ . I++ ,s I ++
+ss+ ++ ++I . si : s I++i s.
.ss+ +ss+ ,: +I ++ + is ++:
: s+ si +, +++s : +ss+
++ + ++i ,+ I s+ +ss+ :++. i
s i, +s +ss+I +ss+ ++ ++ .+ss+ I
, I, , s s , ,
vrm
holier than swiss cheese
sTEP 7 colour it brown cuzz its OLD
.,s@SS@s,. .,s@S S@s,. .,s@SS@s,. S@s,. .,s@SS@s,.
. , .,ssvrm. ,. ++
++ I + ,++ + ,+ ++ ++ +
si ++ ++i +ss s +++s +++s is+ss+i s+++
++I +ss++ss+ + , s +ss+ I, I +ss+
.,svrm ++ s: . +ss+ ++s s+, +
s ++ : ,i s+++ ,+s
++ , i s ++ . I++ ,s I ++
+ss+ ++ ++I . si : s I++i s.
.ss+ +ss+ ,: +I ++ + is ++:
: s+ si +, +++s : +ss+
++ + ++i ,+ I s+ +ss+ :++. i
s i, +s +ss+I +ss+ ++ ++ .+ss+ I
, I, , s s , ,
vrm
holier than swiss cheese
sTEP 7 release it and dont greet me!
.,s@SS@s,. .,s@S S@s,. .,s@SS@s,. S@s,. .,s@SS@s,.
. , .,ssvrm. ,. ++
++ I + ,++ + ,+ ++ ++ +
si ++ ++i +ss s +++s +++s is+ss+i s+++
++I +ss++ss+ + , s +ss+ I, I +ss+
.,svrm ++ s: . +ss+ ++s s+, +
s ++ : ,i s+++ ,+s
++ , i s ++ . I++ ,s I ++
+ss+ ++ ++I . si : s I++i s.
.ss+ +ss+ ,: +I ++ + is ++:
: s+ si +, +++s : +ss+
++ + ++i ,+ I s+ +ss+ :++. i
s i, +s +ss+I +ss+ ++ ++ .+ss+ I
, I, , s s , ,
bgr
swedish cheese with holes
no greatz to varmint