Well as you all know this is the CaNCeR pak, and CaNCeR is a new
  group, but we are destined to become on of the best.  As of now we rank 
  pretty high for 1.5 months but we will be higher in the months to come.
  This group was all started by 2 ego bounded little people <G> that wanted
  all but to start a awesome group (which they did of course).  These people
  being The Smiling Bandit/Lord Fang/Dr. Jekyll (Decide on a frickin handle
  damit!) and Blonde Hak Her (Thanks for the group guys).  Well thats enough
  with the intro, now lets get down to business.  First of all, CaNCeR is 
  always looking for the aspiring artist that wants a chance to make it in life
  (Well guess ansi's aren't life.  WAIT!  Yes they are.) just fill out our
  nice friendly little application generator and send it up to Castle Of Darkness
  using the CaNCeR account.  Which is CaNCeR as the handle CaNCeR as the password
  and 00/00/00 if birthday check comes up.  Just use the menu commands to 
  do the rest.  Its as simple as that.  TsT/LF/Dr. J and Reaper Wildwood and 
  myself (Ear to all you lower beings :) ) will look it over and decide.
  There is always the trial period where you must produce a few pieces
  of art so we can decide if we want you or not.  Well now since you
  spent so much precious time d/l this pak you wont mind reading on will 
  you?  Thats good, cuz there is a lot more.  We want musicians and coderz
  and we want out of 714 dist. sites.  First application from each area
  code will become a site (Unless of course the board SUCKS!).  Good
  boards need only apply.  Well now lets get down to the dirty stuff.
  Any thing in this pak is (C) Copyrighted 1994 to CaNCeR (R) Productions.
  CaNCeR Productions is a Registered Trademark of Blonde Hak Her, TSB/LF/DR. J,
  and Ear.  Any reproduction, ripping of ansis, stealing of work, cannot be
  done without written consent of the CaNCeR seniors and the artist.
  PHEW!  Thats overwith.  Also included in this is Madans09.zip which is the 
  public version of the CaNCeR Ansi Drawing program.  Coded by Hanzo the Fiend
  who does great work and we have MADDRW in the development stages so that
  us CaNCeR members can produce art with little trouble.  Well thats about it.
  Thanks, and we hope you (no we demand you) enjoy our artwork.  Now on
  with the show. (That is after greetz and signature)

  Greetz: 
  TsB/LF/DR. J - Get a fucking handle!
  RW - Make sure MO doesn't run another virus oK?
  Sole Assassin - Hey bro?  Hows iCE?
  Lord Jazz - Keep up the good (No thats to suttle: GREAT) Work man
  Futurist - For hell knows what..just thought I would include you
  All other aspiring artists, musicians, coderz and other groups.

  Ear
  CoD - (714) 282-XXXX  NUP (Find it yourself)
  LeTHAl-NeT Founder (Soon to be official CaNCeR NeT)
  CaNCeR Global Coordinator