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april fools!
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1. Happy New Year!! This months i
nfo file has been renamed NA-BLADE.ANS
2. We do have some other info that is a bit important t
oo.
3. Some guys jo
ined this month, we welcome them. Some other guys left this
month, we say goodbye to them. Included in those leaving
are our ascii head, empty and ascii artist baphomet. the
ascii head position is now open, were looking for a re
sponsible artist with time and energy to devote to the group
4. THIS JUST IN: Mr4tune is actual
ly poor, ZeusII is actually the bastard son of Defcon IV
and Francis VII, Mighty Mouse is a wimp, Filth showers ever
y day, jack phlash is slow, and the night angel is afraid
of the dark, more to come later as we continue to uncover
more and more of these horrible facts!
5. Check out our web pages @ www.creators.org as usual,
the creators caf will be open in a few weeks yeah yeah, t
his time i mean it! look for some cool new additions and th
e cia sticker promotion! be the first kid on your block with
a fist full of cia stickers! stick them on telephone poles
, telephone repair men, the neighbors dog, your butt, almost
anywhere adhesive will adhere!
6. MindCrimes Music Pick of the Month noTM is: Spice
Girls - If you wanna..
7. Cia can now
be reached via snail mail, send all donations and treasure m
aps to us at: cia/cia productions / P.O. Box 59, Ramsey, NJ
/ 07446-0059.
8. Wiretap, cia
s multi-format file viewer, now has some decent docs! go re
ad wiretap.doc if you are bored! cias multi-insulting file
, na-blade.cia now has docs! go read na-blade.doc if you ar
e even more bored.
9. This month CIA successfully covered up over 45 large
government mistakes, unfortunately Filth counted as 30 of
them.
10. Enjoy the Apirl pack, we only do it once a year. Loo
k out for the cia spectacular pack in October 1999. Th
anks for reading!
Warm a
nd Pretty Weak Twelve Massive Delicatessan