BLOCKTRONICS// KILLA KELLS KILLA KORNER TOP

Some of you may know, some of you may not but Killa Kell is a real life personality from tha motha fucking hood. West side Grand Rapids motha fucking Michigan aka projekz aka 616 aka you don't want to fucking go there or you will get your fucking wig split aka head split open. Blocktronics has hired an expert professional interpreter to help us decipher Killa Kells recent social media updates so that you may go deep inside the solitary mind of a madman who screams in the dark, evil lurks, enemies, see me flee, activate my hate, let it break - ok I started quoting 2PAC Hail Mary lyrics but 2PAC gets it.




Expert professional interpreter - "In reality, well, I usually do not. This was a surprise visit and the visit made me more elated than several swine playing in their own feces. On this visit I was originally only supposed to see my mother but my father was also there. I feel like we're close enough for me to call you brother even though we are not closely related. I can sympathise with the extreme anguish you are experiencing symbolically in your heart, brother (again). Let me be perfectly clear and reiterate, I understand the torment that you are experiencing. This form of agony is so emotionally painful that it compels one to perish."




Expert professional interpreter - "I am very surprised as you can see by my use of all capital lettering throughout this entire statement. I recieved mail containing a form from the Government today that inquired as to whether or not I would prefer to do 40 hours of community service work instead of paying a $4,000 fine for unpaid child support, loitering tickets. Laugh out loud, hell yes I will do it."




Expert professional interpreter - "I walked four city blocks to the local police department today after waking up at 4PM and told them of suspicious activity at my next door neighbors residents the night prior. I commit minor law violations every day but I do not like my neighbors so I am trying to inconvenience them and make myself look like an upstanding citizen to the police. I left the local police department at 4:07PM and bought 2 pieces of chicken from Popeye's Chicken right next door with my government issued welfare card. I am free to do whatever I please for the remainder of the day."




Expert professional interpreter - "My mother has asked me to leave her house again and in my opinion she is of unsound mind because she incorrectly believes that I will leave my mattress on the floor and my two television sets. I will not be leaving any of these three possessions. Shit."




Expert professional interpreter - "Well, since it's a new year I just removed 32, count them, 32 people from my Facebook friends list. Let me get to the point. If you consider yourself to be one of my friends that owes me small amounts of money or anything at all and will not return my Facebook messages (most of you are family members), fuck you. I'm deleting you and I'm sure that no one will care which surprises me because you are family. Alas, I do have feelings. Let me get to the point. I will be completely removing you from my life even though most of you would not care. To everyone else that this message does not pertain to, I hope you have a wonderful and sober New Years. If it is not a sober New Years I hope that you had a great time."




Expert professional interpreter - "There is a local enemy of mine who is small in stature and he has the false notion that I have been creating fabricated tales. It would be wise of this person to believe that I am in possession of this particular weapon that you see in this photograph and other, larger, weapons that I am unwilling to display on social media that hold large bullet clips and are hidden in a secluded area."




Expert professional interpreter - "I am in a lot of pain. As I sit here updating my Facebook status I am waiting on an ambulance to take me to the emergency room. Based on what I told the receptionist over the phone she believes I have three frost bitten toes and also my pinky finger. This hurts worse than when I cut my finger a little bit with child proof scissors in 2nd grade."




Expert professional interpreter - "Indeterminate."




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