Empress blender by the knight
Empress blender by the knight
tk
Empress Tenja Kiyama was in a foreign western restaurant. It was her
first visit to the west. She ordered pho because she craved it.
The pho arrived at her table and she was feeling more at home, so far away
from her own country. She needed to be comforted, and the pho would do
just that, she thought.
A man walked up to her table and suddenly put his thumb into her bowl of
pho. He winked at her and was making obscene sexual gestures.
She knew she had to defend her honor and that of the pho. The pho didnt
deserve to be treated this way and cruelly be thumbed like this.
Empress: I suggest you dont touch my pho again, citizen she said calmly.
He opened his zipper, and peed in the empresses pho. Self-satisfied he
said there what are you gonna do about that, princess?
She stayed calm saying, you may think im a supermodel or a princess, but
im actually an empress. and i will ruin you because you ruined this
fine bowl of pho. I will make sure you wont ever do this again !
She then pulled out her ancient sword from under the table and cut off
his johnson in one swift swing.
The restaurant still exists to this day and has since the incident been
renamed to The severed haunted sausage.
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words for this blender were: Empress / Defending / Restaurant
Supermodels / doing martial arts / in haunted ruins.