midgets/wrestling/canada by dead soul
midgets/wrestling/canada by dead soul
blender 39 dead soul of Mistigris
canadian pride
we love u
Booo!
down with canada
... as the Mort the midget mountie rode down the aisle
on his horse, many
spectators cheered, as well as bood...
.. . Everything was fine, until Mort saw his opponent,
he almost fell
off his horse. It was Crush, the canuck destroyer...
As Mort the midget mountie entered the ring..
Crush was lifting weights in the corner. Mort was shaking in h
is pants,
and finally the fight started with a ding, it was brutal, Mor
t was getting
his ass kicked very, very badly... Mort decided to use a dif
ferent
stragity, but that didnt work either.
... Mort was ready to give in, both his arms
were in slings and his neck hurt like hell, he went over to
Crushs corner to tell him he gives up....
Mort: like, look here ey? i got like both my arms in
slings ey?
Crush:Shutup!! ahhhh..
Mort noticed that Crush was covering his ears, trying to avoi
d
hearing what he had to say.. Mort had unfoiled Crushs weak s
pot..
*Crush is weak against canuck talk*
..Next round, ding Mort the midget mountie
ran up to Crush and whispered in his ear as fast as he could
within 2 seconds... Crush was on his knees, weepin
g...
..And Mort the Midget Mountie won by default, since you are
automatically disqualified if you cry..
the end