diary of a victim of the fast food chain
june 1: today i got hired at taco bell
june 2: today i learned how to turn powder in to beef
june 3: too wasted to work
june 4: cat died
june 5: lost 7 pounds
june 6: i am still fat
june 7: got in trouble for eating all the tacos... didnt get fired though,phew
june 8: blender came alive and ate my hand... i was hungery so i ate it
june 9: got fired for getting blood in a taco