Blender 26 :::::::::::: Kitchen Appliances//Rebelling//Taco Bell
The Shadowy figure Raced Across The Hard Stone Floor. It was Finally time. They
called Him Crazy. They called him Insane. But what Did They Know? Soon the worldwould know His Name only. For He was the One who would Revolutionize Taco Sauce
everywhere. So what if the Tests Had Showen His Sauce To Be Poison? The Figure
emptied a Vail of Green liquid into the Taco Bell Secret Sauce Vats. It Had Begun .............
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Fellow Alien Monks Took over the world See Impact.ans Impacts Blender 20
Entry, Life had been Good. And Today Achmed had heard a Rumor that there was
a new Special Taco Sauce!. Achmed was about to take a bite. Then he suddenly hada thaught : As i am eating this Taco, millions of other people are biting into
Tacos at the same time!!. His mind began to wander at this strange thaught..
and he placed his Taco Back down on his plate. Just then, like he had imagened,
Every single person sitting at a Taco Bell all bit into their Tacos At the sameTime..... And every single one of them dropped dead instantly. ,ygg
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Everyone who enjoys Tacos Is Dead ... Achmen Was about to return to his
Monastary in Venice, but.. he thaught he might do all the planets recently
departed Taco Lovers a Favour.. sooo.. he went into the kitchen of the main
Taco Bell and was going to start Cleaning the Kitchen Appliances when.......
DIE ACHMED!!!!!!
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They started to move!! Achmed glanced at them... they were covered in a Green
Taco Sauce! We are Tired of Being Used as just normal Appliances!!! We Want To
Rule a Part Of the world too! Achmen thaught back to The Green Taco Sauce!...itmust be whats controlling them, he thaught. Achmed Tried to Reason With them...
.. He told them they would need a political official, and because they didnt
have one.. they couldnt rule.... but just then.... a figure stepped out of the
shadows..Achmed Gasped... it was Th3 CraZee GuY Without a NamE! Achmed Began to
get scared... If Th3 CraZee GuY Without a NamE! was the Kitchen Applainces
leader, He and the world Had No Hope... So He called in his army. His amry
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You i Payed My Taxes! and the Staff from CRaHZY ACm3D UsED APPlIAnCE SAlES! butThe Kitchen Appliances Quickly Poked and Stabbed and Grated Cheese on them till
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KITCHEN APPLIANCE REBELLION!!!! Achmed pulled out his...TRUSTY ALIEN MONK
MAGNET!!!! all the Kitchen Appliances where drawn towards the Magnet.. soon,
They were all stuck to it. Noooo!!!!! Screamed Th3 CraZee GuY Without a
NamE! , and he dumped a One of the Vats Of Achmed! It took all of Achmeds
Alien Powers To Avoid Getting it on him! Achmed Reacted Fast.. He pushed the
Th3 CraZee GuY Without a NamE! into the Vat....
and He Exploded!!!! Achmed Had Saved The Planet EYe aM SPiLliNG TAcO SaUCE!!
once again, even tho it was only for his own PHEeR MEe!
dark purposes!! Stay Tuned For MORE adventures
of Achmed in Future Blenders!!
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G R E E E T S
mafesto - Catch 22, All Of Impact and My Girl Friend!
aneurysm - 3c, Tf, Osiris, Sodom, NeverBlend, All of Impact!
rabies - 3c, Tf, Osiris, Impact Especially Team Impact!
dark Element - dep 38 ,air,impact, plan 9 and busyweave
Thats all till next time!!!!!