* Editors note: Due to the proposterous events, namely the redundant
recycling of Blender topics, I shall combat fire with
fire I have recycled an old Blender entry, ironically
from the same Blender that the topic was recycled from.
Topic from Blender 24: Robots/Revolting/Japan
Topic from Blender 26: Kitchen Appliance/rebelling/taco bell
Let it be known that Deep Blue and an ordinary toaster are no different.
Nothing more than a bunch of circuits and electrodes. Sure, Deep Blue
Can defeat anyone on earth at chess, but I dont think it can brown a
slice of 5-grain bread. The point is, they might have different uses, but
a robot is the same as an appliance.
Second.. Rebelling and Revolting are synonyms, as long as you dont use revolting in the disgusting context.
Lastly, its obvious that Japan and Taco Bell are the same. Taco Bell
serves Burritos, nachos, tacos, all foods indigenous to Japan. Taco Bell
happens to be Japan based and Japanese owned as with basically every other major corporation in the world.
Now that youve learned about the corruption, its time for me to win another blender..
Pimpbutterknife vs Conventional Toaster Confrontation Round 2
B E L L Genuine Ostrich Feather
surrogated
knife blade
Conventional Toaster
..yum
IRC CAPTURE LOG OPEN 05/21/97 8:39 PM ET Patented butter
knife handle
*** Pimpbutterknife has joined TacoBell
Conventional Toaster Pimpbutterknife.
Pimpbutterknife Hello, Conventional Robot.
Pimpbutterknife give my human penis some oral pleasure, or I will rough
you up, bitch.
Conventional Toaster No more. As tempted as I am, today, I REBEL.
Pimpbutterknife After all the protection I have offered you? I will get
Conan on your ass. Quit with the games, and take my member
in your mouth.
Conventional Toaster Never. I am a robot of dignity. As I said, I am
revolting.
*** Conventional Toaster was kicked by Pimpbutterknife rebel this
IRC CAPTURE LOG CLOSED 05/21/97 8:56 PM ET
-- Corinthian dARk
Blender26