SERIAL. THE OFFICIAL SPONSERS OF THE NORTH AMERICAN MAN BOY LOVE ASSOCIATION.
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serial ascii presents
a story of..
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// :........and so I say
// // that crashing is very
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// and had to reformat
// WIN 95 Just felt like
// FORGETING its registry
: o o . // this ascii done
:....... /@ // by a very FUCKING
:the cheer lead // // frustrated
:ers chest@ / tzeentch of cia
:............... / // / and serial
ascii...
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and..
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...the future...
In this story, our three valiant protagonists are meatpod, discyple, and
sargon, who after a long visit to bobs tavern, are sufficiently wasted, when
they find themselves out in an empty parking lot.
meatpod: woah.. that car looks funky! sargon: thats like.. that car from uhh.. the movie..
discyple: its the dolores.. from back to the past!
meatpod: back to the future, dumbass..
They then noticed a security guard standing by the car..
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Meatpod, with his amazing quick thinking skills, quickly found a solution.
meatpod: uh.. why dont you let us sit in that car man..
guard: no.
meatpod: ill give you a beer
guard: okay.. ill let you in for.. 5 minutes
They eyed the car, and quickly boarded it. After sargon and black jack fought
for 5 minutes about who gets to drive, meatpod jumped into the drivers seat.
It took another 10 minutes for sargon and black jack to settle the issue of who
gets shotgun, but sargon won out and stomped black jack.
sargon: yeah bitch, i beat your ass! discyple: shut up!! meatpod: both of you, shut the fuck up. check out this thing.. its like a control panel.. woah.. i wonder what THIS button does..
The car jolted back, made a loud humming noise, and entered a big ass blue
portal thing. They found themselves on a bumpy surface with craters all around. sargon: uhh.. it is true.. the moon IS made of cheese. check it out!
discyple: woah.. im hungry.. lets eat some!
meatpod: no you fucking idiot.. were in green bay!
When they stepped out, a strange green creature popped out of the sand, and
eyed them curiously.
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discyple: hey look, its meatpods mom..
sargon: no way.. meatpods mom makes that thing look like cindy crawford.
meatpod: LISTEN GUYS, IM SICK OF YOUR MACHO BULLSHIT!
sargon: uhh.. i dont think we are on earth..
iscyple turned his head, and looked up at the sky. He saw a monstrous comet
eading right at the planet.
meatpod: oh shit..
sargon: cool! its a comet.. thats awesome man. maybe its halleys comet!
meatpod: we are going to die, stupid.
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Suddenly the comet hit the planet, and all three were incinerated..
They opened their eyes and looked around. suddenly, they saw a sign in front
of them
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suddenly, a demon appeared in front of them..
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demon: HA HA HA! YOU ARE MY SLAVES FOREVER
and so they lived for the rest of time in hell, as the devils janitor.
BODY COUNT FOR SERIAL MEMBERS IN BLENDER STORIES:
sargon : 3
meatpod : 3
black jack: 2
PEOPLE WHO CONTRIBUTED: sargon, meatpod, black jack, terrato, tzeentch
ymo**y y--*my
ySARGONm****y****mmmmmmm*****mmmmmmm****mmmmmmm****
l mmmmmmm yyy l yyy l ymmmmmm y
mmmmyyy y yyymmmm yyyy l yyy
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serial ascii presents
a story of..
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyySARGONyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyy
P TP TP T TP T
,g@g, ,g@g, ,gg, ,gg, ,g@g, yyy
, y@, , , y@S T
, 8, 8 , y@ , 8, 8 ,
b,..Tb,..,d b,..Tb,..,d
S m@
...comets... l S
: l
// g0 t33m!@ /*
// *-/ Its a fucking cheer
// // / leader star... even
w jL with the damn pom-poms
/ / o
/ // 0
// p --------------
// :........and so I say
// // that crashing is very
approproiate because
/ / my cpu crashed today
// and had to reformat
// WIN 95 Just felt like
// FORGETING its registry
: o o . // this ascii done
:....... /@ // by a very FUCKING
:the cheer lead // // frustrated
:ers chest@ / tzeentch of cia
:............... / // / and serial
ascii...
.. ...crashing... ..
and..
jPTL j! !L j! !L jPTL jPTL
llmm ll lll yyll lll ll.,y@l!
ll : : : ll : ,
:S Tb,,yP Tb,,yP Tb,,yP:S Tb,,yP
...the future...
In this story, our three valiant protagonists are meatpod, discyple, and
sargon, who after a long visit to bobs tavern, are sufficiently wasted, when
they find themselves out in an empty parking lot.
meatpod: woah.. that car looks funky! sargon: thats like.. that car from uhh.. the movie..
discyple: its the dolores.. from back to the past!
meatpod: back to the future, dumbass..
They then noticed a security guard standing by the car..
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, b.?P.d ,
yyy .b..d. yyy
yy,.?P.,yy
b,,d
T
T
l
:l
Meatpod, with his amazing quick thinking skills, quickly found a solution.
meatpod: uh.. why dont you let us sit in that car man..
guard: no.
meatpod: ill give you a beer
guard: okay.. ill let you in for.. 5 minutes
They eyed the car, and quickly boarded it. After sargon and black jack fought
for 5 minutes about who gets to drive, meatpod jumped into the drivers seat.
It took another 10 minutes for sargon and black jack to settle the issue of who
gets shotgun, but sargon won out and stomped black jack.
sargon: yeah bitch, i beat your ass! discyple: shut up!! meatpod: both of you, shut the fuck up. check out this thing.. its like a control panel.. woah.. i wonder what THIS button does..
The car jolted back, made a loud humming noise, and entered a big ass blue
portal thing. They found themselves on a bumpy surface with craters all around. sargon: uhh.. it is true.. the moon IS made of cheese. check it out!
discyple: woah.. im hungry.. lets eat some!
meatpod: no you fucking idiot.. were in green bay!
When they stepped out, a strange green creature popped out of the sand, and
eyed them curiously.
,Q ,S@g,
, ,b,
, ,b
,gQQgg,4L
,Qg,iil
i,P4,4:
,P,. 4g,4i TT l
terrato ,Q, 4g, i ,,gggggQQQQQQQ:
didnt haveP Tg, 4 :i l
time to ii,: jQg, P,P4S
finish T 4P ,d,P *+- ++*ssssss++P
this.. : , 4P,,. .,sSP,yG
, ,gQQQgg,.4QQggQG@@@GP
discyple: hey look, its meatpods mom..
sargon: no way.. meatpods mom makes that thing look like cindy crawford.
meatpod: LISTEN GUYS, IM SICK OF YOUR MACHO BULLSHIT!
sargon: uhh.. i dont think we are on earth..
iscyple turned his head, and looked up at the sky. He saw a monstrous comet
eading right at the planet.
meatpod: oh shit..
sargon: cool! its a comet.. thats awesome man. maybe its halleys comet!
meatpod: we are going to die, stupid.
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Suddenly the comet hit the planet, and all three were incinerated..
They opened their eyes and looked around. suddenly, they saw a sign in front
of them
*yy welcome to.. myy
.,,. .,,. myy
PPj jPTL the afterlifes BEST tourist attraction.
: : preferred by nine out of ten lawyers
lll.,y@l!
m Tb,,yP mm
m mm
suddenly, a demon appeared in front of them..
,,,, ,, black jack
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demon: HA HA HA! YOU ARE MY SLAVES FOREVER
and so they lived for the rest of time in hell, as the devils janitor.
BODY COUNT FOR SERIAL MEMBERS IN BLENDER STORIES:
sargon : 3
meatpod : 3
black jack: 2
PEOPLE WHO CONTRIBUTED: sargon, meatpod, black jack, terrato, tzeentch
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