please note.. that this was to be my second smegma colly.. i never got around
to actually finishing it.. .. i didnt even get past the intro.

nonetheless, here it is.. use pagedown to view, bitches.




















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                   D        R        E      A      M      S







                               WHAT A GWAN DOOD?

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                   ' _(._)
                     __|--(  \
                       |       I BE JUST SMOKING MY HERB YO.
                      / \

















                                I'M A PC OLDSCHOOL ARTIST.
                  .          /
                       ))
                   ' _(._)
                     __|--(  \
                       |        MY NAME IS KAYOZZ
                      / \

















                                I FAILED AT ALMOST EVERYTHING
                  .          /
                       ))
                   ' _(._)
                     __|--(  \
                       |        BUT I'M SMOKING HERB.. SO I'M HARDCORE
                      / \       WHUT WHUT!!











  ::
::::::::::::::::::::::::::: COOKIES n' CREAM DREAMS  ...       ..     .
  :::
  :::          cookies n' cream dreams will follow, chronicle if you
  :::          will.. the lifestyle, and activities that the average
     :::       pot smoking, care free youth does in an average day.
    :::        we will also.. much like coolie high, inform you, the viewer
   :::         as to the fate of each and every person that this said
  :::          person (in this case, kayozz) meets on his journey
 :::
::::::::::.
       ':::    Now, i actually have no idea what a day in the life of
        :::    kayozz is like.  So i'm going to have to improvize on that.
        :::    but, i think i can guess fairly acurately what his daily
        :::    activities include.. and the people he meets.
        :::
        :::    anyway.. on to the index.

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        :::            1) smoke dAWG        6) celebration
        ::::::::       2) mARKVILLE         7) busted
           .::'        3) hittin on chicks  8) cavity search
         .::'          4) balcony diving    9) prison rape
       .::'            5) old woman sex
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