oh ok call me :) k busy call now ring rING RING RING!@$ anal police calling for jeff corcoran. 'yes?' (12M:15) 14(^NiKoN^15!14hippiesuck@kelowna-2-09.cnx.net) TIME to disco`74 detected. (not replied) 'we've been tiped off as to the lack of anal in your sexual diet.. is this true?' 'uhmm.. .. uuhhh, *click*' IT'S AN EMERGENCY BOYS. THIS GUY'S LACKING ANAL! TO THE ANAL MOBILE!@$ dunnnaaadunnaadunnaaadunnnaa ANAL.. dunnnaaadunnnaadunnnnaadunnna ANAL dUNNAADUNNAADUNNAADUNNNAADUNNNAADUNNN NNAAADUNNNAADUNNNAADUNNNAADUNNNA ANAL!@$%%#%@% 'alright, we're here at the suspects house, we can see him through the bedroom window.. This is going to be a tough job boys' 'alright, you 2, take a set of graduated dildo's and go around the back. We'll cover the front' 'JEFF.. WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.. COME OUT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN' 'WHAT!? .. i didnt do a thing!! I get my anal in the morning just like everyone else!' 'COME OUT JEFF, YOU'RE ONLY PROLONGING THE INNEVITABLE' 'are the sniper's in place?' .. yes they are analman.. 'good, he's obviously not coming out without a fight.. get those dildoguns ready' you scare me dave 'JEFF, THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING.. COME OUT, OR WE'LL BE FORCED TO ENTER THROUGH THE BACK WAY' umm wtf. 'OH BABY.. through the back?' 'YES.. THE BACK' 'BUT I GOT MY ANAL THIS MORNING!@$' 'that's it, move in the swat team, and fire those dildo's towards his anus. We're not leaving here till it's good and swollen' 'AHHHHH!@#% MY ANAL CAVITY!@$.. IT'S BEING VIOLATE FROM EVERY POSSIBLE ANGLE!@#%&#* &&^%$#' 'THATS IT!.. HIT HIM WITH THE GIAGANTO DILDO!' 'aHHHHH!#%@#% WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!@' .. 'THAT WAS THE GIAGANTO DILDO.. DO YOU GIVE UP!@' 'GIVE ME MORE ANALMAN!@' 'damnit, this kids got a really big anal cavity.. it'll be tough to fill it all. 'BRING IN THE ELEPHANT SIZED PENIS' the next portion of this true event has been sensored due to it's graphic sexual scenes, and adult language 'well, there goes one more person who's been saved from anal deprivation by ANALMAN!.. though i wonder how he's ever going to walk properly again..' .. analman, we've got a 1981 at sean russo's house. He's suffering from anal overdose. 'you can suffer from anal overdose?.. damn! we better get over there quickly then' JOIN US NEXT TIME.. FOR ANOTHER RIVETING ADVENTURE OF ANALMAN!. SAME ANAL TIME! SAME ANAL CHANNEL!@ that was fun. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA that was fucken funny * blk_jack calls up the insane asylum. oh, dont act like that never really happened jeff this was a long time ago. it's still somewhat funny.