Things a Dream Woman says...

20. Listen, I make enough money for both of us. Why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to a 7 or 8?

19. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

18. I just signed up for aerobics so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you.

17. Shouldn't you be down at the bar?

16. That was a great fart! Can you do another?

15. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

14. You are so sexy when your hung over.

13. I'd much rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping, Honey.

12. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

11. I'll be outside painting the house.

10. I love it when you go golfing on Sundays, I just wish that you had time to do it on Saturday too.

9. Ohh look, the neighbors daughter is sunbathing nude again. Come see.

8. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

7. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and go buy yourself some new golf clubs.

6. I fully understand... Our anniversary comes every year. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.

5. Your Mother is way better than mine.

4. Oh come'on, what do ya say we get a good porno, a case of beer and have my girlfriend over for a threesome.

3. Not the frickin mall again. Come'on, let's go to a strip club.

2. If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna burst.

1. I'll swallow all of that... I love the taste.