The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

> Do you have a hard drive ?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} I was hanging out in a SCSI bar.  A loud bandwidth played in the
} corner.
}
} I gave the place a binary search.  I saw a little chip in the corner.
} She SIMMed like a pro.  I traversed over to her.
}
} She pressed her Apples against me.  "Hey, Mac, do you have a hard
} drive?"
}
} "No, only a floppy," I replied.
}
} "Well, then you need an Amiga," she sed.
}
} "Vi?"
}
} "Well, if I was your Amiga, we could interface."
}
} We went to a motel.  We took a bus.
}
} The motel was SCSI-2.  It needed to be debugged.
}
} "So, how much is this going to cost me?"  I queried.
}
} She added it up right away.  She had a mind like a...like a....
} She could add really fast.
}
} She stripped her binaries.  It was quite a procedure.
}
} "I'm going to turn your software into hardware," she transmitted.
}
} She started to spreadsheet.
}
} "So, are you ready to RAM?" she called.
}
} I had been auditing everything.  I sent a signal.  It was time for
} the trap.
}
} All the agents burst through the gateway.  My manager was with them.
}
} "Awk!  It's a RAID!" she sed.
}
} "Don't arrest me!  I'm a motherboard!  How will I explain this
} to my Sun?"
}
} The agents were not responding.  They got ready to stop her process.
}
} She was getting desperate.  "Hey, I could do a favor for all of you.
} I'm fully multitasking."
}
} It didn't work.  We're all UNIX.