hey its me sodium... here with episode number two of "whats so funny on irc?".. this one aint as funny as the first episode but here we go with "#bible wars" ----- eye am the messiah, phear dumb nigger i stuck a crucifix up my rear, will god punish me? <[ZipPo]> satan will possess your soul h0h0 hhahah <[ZipPo]> whoops <[ZipPo]> that was elite hahaha <[ZipPo]> ahhahaha you need god ! who wants to take over #jesus <[ZipPo]> I DO ----- ok that started it.. after that a bunch of us changed our names to holy things. ----- *** LuvThatGod is now known as GodLovesYou *** _sOdium is now known as Prayer *** GodLovesY is now known as Love_Jesu *** Love_Jesu is now known as LoveJesus *** x77x is now known as jesus_ ----- and we set off to cause mischief among unsuspecting christians.. ----- *** Prayer (Sphive@voyager.cris.com) has joined channel #jesus *** Topic for #jesus: "It's us against them and me against you!" *** Topic set by FlipoZot 833415676 sec ago *** Users on #Jesus: Prayer Morti KWell [ZipPo] @joshua616 @FlipoZot @Balaam327 @NobleMan @ChiaPet @Gilno @Yagga @shipwrek ship: that's another topic I'd love to discuss someday soon, but I promised no more advice. *** [ZipPo] has left channel #jesus *** LoveJesus (rjacobs@user1.mnsinc.com) has joined channel #jesus if anything I increased your chances * Gilno kicks a puppy, masturbates, and guns down innocent by-standers. There. Am I any meaner now? *** Morti has left channel #jesus HEY, YOU BETTER REPENT YOUR SINS THERE BUDDY! Gilno: Masturbation will lead to blindness. ship: there are web sites you could check out... no you did it in too lighthearted a way *** shipwrek has changed the topic on channel #Jesus to HEY, YOU BETTER REPENT YOUR SINS THERE BUDDY! Love: No shouting. lol topic MASTURBATION WILL BLOW YOUR LEGS OFF joshua: Well, I did rather enjoy kicking the puppy. Hello. i recently walked into a church and fucked the priest in the front of the mass. is that bad? *** LoveJesus has been kicked off channel #Jesus by shipwrek (thanks for the topic.) *** LoveJesus (rjacobs@user1.mnsinc.com) has joined channel #Jesus *** Prayer is now known as _sOdium Thanks Ship. masturbation can lead to sticky couch cushions. *** Signoff: KWell (irc.blackened.com *.portal.com) CHILDREN, THIS ISGODSPEAKING *** Signoff: joshua616 (irc.blackened.com *.portal.com) hiyeeee.... <_sOdium> I AM GOD GOD GOD!! #JESUS IS BAD!! JESUS WAS NOT MY SON! HE WAS SATAN IN DISGUISE! BEWARE! BEWARE!! *** Signoff: Balaam327 (irc.blackened.com *.portal.com) *** daPoohda has left channel #jesus *** _sOdium is now known as GOD see! proof! I AM GOD! FUCK ME. *** Signoff: Gilno (irc.blackened.com *.portal.com) FORGIVE THE YOUNG MAN, HE IS CONFUSED oops * FlipoZot is listening to NPR on the Web right now. THIS IS NOT THE CHANNEL WHERE YOU SHOCK UNSUSPECTING CHRISTIANS! mode +m *** Mode change "+m" on channel #Jesus by shipwrek *** Mode change "+b *!*@*user1.mnsinc.com" on channel #Jesus by ChiaPet *** LoveJesus has been kicked off channel #jesus by ChiaPet (ChiaPet) dimwits *** Mode change "+b *!*@*.cris.com" on channel #Jesus by FlipoZot I AM GOD. i masturbate daily.. and screw mary up the ass *** You have been kicked off channel #Jesus by shipwrek (punt) *** #jesus Sorry, cannot join channel. (Sucks to be you) *** _sOdium is now known as i_love_je *** i_love_je is now known as loveGOD *** loveGOD has left channel #ansi *** loveGOD (Sphive@voyager.cris.com) has joined channel #bible *** Topic for #bible: The Bible is the Word of God! *** Topic set by Petr2 833415950 sec ago *** Users on #bible: loveGOD ^Ruth @Petr2 Sal_Away okane @logos7 Michele- @WordWalkr +_\|ToZeR VinceNY @His_Son @camm Apostolic GCorum Domi Calach @acts2_ @Micah6 hehehehe Sounds fair. *** loveGOD is now known as god hello *** Sal_Away is now known as Salvation * Salvation <-----Is Back! <^Ruth> heeeheeeh -Petr2- Warning! Change your nick or you will be banned from #Bible hello. I AM GOD. i masturbate daily *** You have been kicked off channel #Bible by Petr2 (blasphemous nick [god] not allowed on #Bible) *** _sOdium_ is now known as virginmar *** virginmar is now known as virgnmary *** virgnmary (Sphive@voyager.cris.com) has joined channel #bible *** Topic for #bible: The Bible is the Word of God! *** Topic set by Petr2 833416086 sec ago *** Users on #bible: virgnmary _3t_acid ^Ruth @Petr2 Salvation okane @logos7 Michele- @WordWalkr +_\|ToZeR VinceNY @His_Son @camm Apostolic GCorum Domi Calach @acts2_ @Micah6 *** Jams4_ (ashley@geelong-ppp16.swanreach.com.au) has joined channel #Bible *** fortyfive (~gushndez@elaine40.Stanford.EDU) has joined channel #Bible *** jesus_ (~bclinton@207.61.72.36) has joined channel #Bible *** DEf-ZEta (defzeta@laker.net) has joined channel #Bible hello. i am mary. i enjoy masturbating, fucking my dog, and getting penetrated by joesph. <^Ruth> hi DOMI~!!!!!!. fuck me. How fowl. *** Mode change "+o Jams4_" on channel #bible by WordWalkr <^Ruth> how goes it??? *** jesus_ has been kicked off channel #bible by His_Son (His_Son) virgnmary, could you please cut the vulgarity? Sorry Word=God Apostolic, very true...see how the Word (God) was *both* with God and was God...what do you make of it? *** choirboy (dkarnage@auto-186-54.bconnex.net) has joined channel #bible *** Mode change "+o Jams4_" on channel #bible by Petr2ined channel #bible *** You have been kicked off channel #bible by Petr2 (I asked you to cut the vulgarity) *** virgnmary (Sphive@voyager.cris.com) has joined channel #bible *** Topic for #bible: The Bible is the Word of God! *** Topic set by Petr2 833416163 sec ago *** Users on #bible: virgnmary ap- snowy driller choirboy DEf-ZEta fortyfive @Jams4_ _3t_acid ^Ruth @Petr2 @Salvation okane @logos7 Michele- @WordWalkr +_\|ToZeR VinceNY @His_Son @camm Apostolic GCorum Domi Calach @acts2_ @Micah6 I would say that the Word was the creator wouldent you? mj! and i did cut it liver lips *Michele-* Why are you doing that. You are accomplishing anything. You're just being an asshole. ----- and now i am kicking myself because i lost the conversation i had with the nice people in #mormon.. ah well.. jesus and his friends were tortured so why can't the people of #bible and #jesus. i dream of the day that i get ops on #bible.. h0boy......